That part can only be stored turned around backwards, otherwise the E-dong is scandalously exposed
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Perhaps. "Fully functional" can come in a lot of configurations.
Rolls in a room with a selection cart like a desert waiter.
"Excuse me, would like to choose from my fine selection of life like genitalia or will you be selecting from a more......interesting selection tonight?"
Like a box of dremel bits.
"Today's recommendation is the flail"
I mean, how do you think it plugs in to charge?
Is that why his daughter had such a short operating life?
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The only reason, and I mean the ONLY reason, why we see an exact replica of Data's butt-cheeks here is because otherwise we'd see an exact replica of Data's fully-functional android genitals.
And the thing with Tasha Yar is not the only reference we have to Data's complete anatomy, because we also get to learn that Data needed a modesty routine or he'd just walk around the colony with everything on display.
They don't seem to have his hands on display. His feet are, but no hands. They could have easily hid the ass and displayed the hands.
I might be remembering wrong, but I do believe his hands are displayed too. Either the Mysterious Myst is obscuring them or the view is blocked.
"It's fully functional, by the way."
"It better not function while we're carrying it back to the ship or you're gonna be cleaning my unitard."
Was it Generations where Riker says “smooth as an android’s bottom”?
Insurrection, when he shaved his beard.
Nice. Thanks. And Data gives a little smirk like “no, it’s not”
Gold.
“Riker, no.”
Riker, yes!
"Drink it in, Bitches!"
"Take a holoscan, it'll last longer"
It's doubtful that I'd recognize a copy of my butt cheeks on sight. Kinda take after President Skroob on that one.
"Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big!"
"You know what, forget it. I'll walk."
My coworkers ..."why does that cutting board have a crack in it?"
that's where the poop comes out.
coworkers:
The fucked thing is, it's at your coworkers home and clearly sculpted with the utmost care. Was it from photos? Was it from memory? Who knows but you might need to contact HR.
Isn’t it actually at his family home? Birthplace?
Oh sure, I meant in my case, when my wax figure of my ass was on full display.
Although you raise an interesting point... what if you found it in your family home? Lol
Yeah, it was at the home of the guy who created him
"I've taken the liberty of replicating this twenty-five cent piece, would you care to... bounce it off that thang?"
You say "I'd tap that"
And then tap it
*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?
No commander, it is currently powered down and disassembled.
"Commander, I'm detecting what I understand to be...arousal. Is there a....human nuance present that I appear to be missing?"
I wonder if Spiner modeled those himself
Damn. I guess that really is the Federation's ass.
The funny thing is, this is almost exactly as awkward for Data and his coworkers Riker and Geordi as it is for Brent Spiner and his coworkers Jonathan Frakes and LeVar Burton. Data being an android is equaled out by Spiner being by all accounts a really crazy guy who's down for whatever, and the other two being more-enlightened 24th-century humans is equaled out by Frakes and Burton being actors.
I often see clips from Spiner and Frakes podcast, Dropping Names, and one of the fun parts is seeing what characters they are, especially Brent. He's definitely a bit eccentric, but somehow not as much as I was expecting.
Givem a good slap and offer your coworkers a try.
"Now that's a Soong ass"
Go find "not" Tasha Yar and see where it leads
Admire the artwork.
As a robot? Not give a fuck
i would flip it around and say "must have been a beta version"
I assure you it's fully functional.
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