Amazing, really. I think the funniest thing about it is actually that no one would expect him to? He's an 80+ year old man in pretty rough shape, he would never in a million years be the lifeguard on duty, but he's still so self centred that this is the thing he thought to say. Incredible.
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very funny to say this to a 10 year old lmao you have to give it to him
I wonder if we should take his blatant disrespect for any and all Americans as a sure sign he's doing a coup instead of elections in 2 years...

God I hope so. Just tear the last vestiges of the mask of capital right off let's fucking go.
but I don't have any respect for Americans either. or our bullshit elections
OTOH, I'm pretty sure he's always been this big of an asshole, he's just getting older and continues to get exactly what he wants
Why bother trying to hide it when it doesn't matter
He's said way more disrespectful things even directly of his own base since 2016, I think.
between the diet coke and the constant attempts on his life i don't believe he's gonna be walking in 2 years
Trump is literally a comedian that is paid to be the face and heel of the imperial state.
I dunno I think he’s a pretty accurate personification of the imperial state.
He is literally the most American thing ever (gross, sloppy, greedy, grotesque, violent etc)
yeah i was listening to an episode of a podcast where they recalled looking at trump in the 90s and thinking he's the personification of the united states
Was true then, has remained true as both the country's power and his cognitive abilities have declined.
It feels like sometimes Trump has these little epiphanies, where he just realises he's a terrible person and is only where he is in life thanks to being such a terrible person, but he never goes to the next step and forms genuine self-awareness about it.
i think he probably just doesn't give a shit lmao
That's why he never goes a step further.
I feel like it’s been a while since he had a bit this good
This is up there with the Diet Coke tweet. Hot damn.
This is an actually good remark, to the point where it feels completely out of character. It reads as genuine praise for an act that was actually good. Off the top of my head I don't have a single other example of that out of him. A flippant admission that he sucks is actually very appropriate when it's immediately preceded by calling the teenager a hero as a contrast.
He briefly defended Hamas purging compradores, before reversing position the next day or whenever like the zionist running-dog he is.
He is so fucking funny.
Chat is this real? Cause if so this is the most honest thing he's ever said
"You're lucky, sweetheart, I would've let you drown!"
He's 80 he's just telling it like it is
That first part was fine lmao.
The "I don't know if I'd do it" could have easily been spun by his team as him showing some humility, but then he had to go fuck it up by adding on with "Seriously, kid, you'd probably be dead if I was the lifeguard."
My bf went into a swamp to help a woman whose leg had been hurt in a accident get out of her car, and the cop who arrived said he wouldn't have done it because there were alligators in the water.
