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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

YOU UNDO THAT RIGHT NOW! I DO NOT CONSENT TO BE IN THE CUP!

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know two girls who'd be interested in this kind of science.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now they can shit out of the cup

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

now McDonald’s can’t say the machine is broken

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Topologically: always have been.

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, topologically there's no such thing as "in a cup".

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I often drink out of discs.why else would they call them saucers?

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You drink from the top of a disc.

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 day ago

Oh I'm sorry, i didn't realize your deficit. It must be difficult, a lifetime being unable to use the inside of an infinitely thin shell.

[–] take6056@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

This must be the biggest cup ever

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My balls are in the microplastics.

[–] bonesawmcl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

Careful! You’re pinching it infinitely tight.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

Are they in the pee too?

[–] sicarius@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was my first thought exactly. Adams was truly ahead of the curve.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Nestle is currently mobilizing their lawyers.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But is it half empty or half full?

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It’s halfway submerged

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

It's fully half, or no half?

[–] wador@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

He's got the whole world
In his pants

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The whole world, except you.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How can juice be real if cup isn't real.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

We are the juice, always have been!

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We’re outside the inverted cup

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Now you need a cup letgoer in your car

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I do this with two cups and then stack them such that one cup is "inside" of the other, then the cup is inside of the cup that it is outside of.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of the sides vanishes, you're left with only inside

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

You're reaching the limit of my patience.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

but a cup doesn't have an inside and an outside anyways. nothing is "in" the cup to begin with.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

While I still don't really understand it, topological equivalence?

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2625:_Field_Topology

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact. If you tell Alexa you got a present from your friend that's a cup, but the opening is upside down. She can't figure out you just have it upside down. They'll tell you to try filling it upside down and it's a trick cup ect.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

How can an opening be upside down? That doesn’t make any sense.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Guys, we're all in this together, OK?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

You are drinking me flavuored air juice