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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 77 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I use AI at work everyday. If it went away the only thing that would change is I’d just go back to googling stuff

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And if googling went away I’d just go back to those giant books with the animals on them.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Has anyone ever opened one of those books? For all we know, they could just be a bunch of blank pages on the inside

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have read these ancient tomes. The knowledge does exist.

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nah it's actually just analog AI, someone opened one a few years ago and that's where all this mess started

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[–] foo@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

You'd need to lift the monitors off them first.

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[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey there buddy, wanna overthrow the prime minister of Malaysia with me?

[–] vrek@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As soon as you answer "but why models?"

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me, a Meth Addict, constantly trying to blow meth smoke in your face and stab you with meth needles: "You're going to have a pretty hard time getting by without it!"

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess we just have to accept meth being forced into everything because the cat is out of the bag!

[–] EastofEdson@piefed.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Meth is the future. If you don't start now, you'll get left behind.

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[–] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me, an ADHD sufferer, "Yeah, meth is terrible. But please don't try to ban amphetamines universally."

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right now I could probably get meth easier than adderall even with my prescription.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Definitely. I haven't even begun to use it yet and its already pissing me off. If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off. Imagine my anger.

Every time I turn my Windows laptop on it throws more and more copilot bollocks at me that I dont need or want and dont have the time to try and disable so I just have to spend the whole time fighting it off like a dog trying to hump my leg when I'm trying to cook dinner.

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Your metaphor is perfect!

I try to search - AI humps my leg. I shop online - useless AI assistant humps my leg. I phone a company for customer service - oh you better believe some stupid AI voice humps my leg.

How could I ever live without it?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

If I touch the phone in just the wrong way it starts doing AI at me. Turns out it starts doing AI at me if I hold the power button down to turn it off.

Execs: "AI engagement is extremely high."

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[–] the_q@piefed.social 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Um did buddy not exist before AI? We got this far without it so...

[–] CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I think the most upsetting part of AI is discovering how many people were so ready for it, like they were just waiting for something to show up that they could offload their lack of creativity or responsibility onto.

I instantly lost friends because the first thing out of their mouth was 'thank God I never have to pay anyone to commission art ever again and the little guy has access to good OC art.'

These people were not functioning before AI.

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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All of these people that want to end billionaires, or reduce their accumulated wealth, I have one question: if billionaires disappeared tomorrow would you still get through an entire day of your life? Imagine if the rich were eaten? Would you really be willing to give them up?

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Look man, im already starving, you dont need to make me hungrier comparing it like that

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[–] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Work in cybersecurity. Don't use AI. Thanks to AI all the search engines are fucked.

Please let it die.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Jokes on you, I use AI as a search engine to wade through all the other AI generated slop. It works some of the time, unlike google which is only ads.

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[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm 50. I would do just fine without AI like I did when we didn't have the Internet. I'll adjust. It might be a pain without GPS, Google Maps. Being without a cell phone would be a big one for me as well. It's not like we have pay phones anymore. And I would have to go back to pagers/beepers. But i would manage either way.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The loss of AI would barely be noticable for the average person. A bunch of developers would have a bad day trying to remove all that integration they were forced by management to add, but beyond that, people would move on.

Removing the Internet as a whole at this stage would be basically impossible without halting pretty much every economic force on the planet, I think. The Internet acts as the backbone of pretty much everything related to monetary transactions or logistics in general.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would do just fine without AI like I did when we didn’t have the Internet.

I mean, I considered the internet a godsend for a whole host of reasons and have been much better off with it than without it. Auto-Nav alone has saved me more hours utterly lost in my car than I care to think about.

But i would manage either way.

Wouldn't really have a choice.

But then that's the thing with AI. It's not "the internet". It's this superfluous annoying add-on that keeps getting forced into platforms I was perfectly happy to use without it.

I'm constantly "choosing" not to use it and then finding the damned thing branded onto the ass-end of whatever new application or environment I approach.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is the 3rd of 4th time recently that I've heard someone, directly or indirectly, describe AI like meth. The first one was Hank Green when he said something along the lines of getting hooked on 'being able to get things done faster,' which is exactly how many people end up meth-heads.

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago
[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

That's also how I felt when I was first prescribed stimulants

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This betrays such a lack of imagination (and probably empathy), as he is completely incapable of conceiving that people don't use LLMs as much as he does.

Haters are absolutely people that use it all the time but are against it? For clout? To simply hate on something?

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God please make ai go poof maybe there'd be some tiny chance of me getting a job after college (probably not)

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dig trenches with a shovel. There is no USB port on my shovel. I thank the almighty gods for that small blessing.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

I've never understood the appeal of the "smartified" appliances. My TV is more annoying than it used to be because it has smart features, it was actually more useful when it was done and simply played broadcast television or whatever was fed to it varian HDMI port, I don't need smart light switches, I can turn my own lights on it's not that difficult, I don't need to smart fridge either, not unless it's going to stock itself.

I can't think of a single piece of equipment that I use on a regular basis that would benefit from having internet connectivity added to it. I guess it would be nice if my wall clock updated when the hours changed due to daylight savings, but nothing other than that.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago

But it’s the universal shoveling bus

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm not anti-AI, but I'm most definitely anti-corporate greed. I wish there was moderation in all of this. I wish there were regulations instead of letting companies blindly buy hardware before it's even made based on what they or their competitors might be doing 2 years from now. Fuck that.

With that said, yes, AI is a helpful tool, yes, I'm using it every day at work, and yes, I can do without it no problem - just like I have for many many years.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's scary is that AI as a service is really expensive, and the AI companies have been selling tokens as a severe loss all this time.

If you're that dependent on AI, what happens when you have to bear the full price?

You're going to give up your AI girlfriend, is what.

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[–] eatCasserole@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Last time I sullied my fingers with a copilot prompt, it decided lobster was vegan so I immediately scrapped that idea and went back to real intelligence. I would be 100.00% delighted if "AI" disappeared.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anti-ai influencers using ai to complete their videos.

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[–] mp3@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I did the job before without it so yeah.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If it were banned, would it matter if you "willing" to give it up? Dumbass question.

And yes, I could do my job easily.

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[–] andxz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The fuck was this clown doing 5 years ago? 10? Begging for change until slightly more advanced chat bots could do his "job" for him? What the fuck?

[–] subgenius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

AI is just more social enslavement fuckery

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