The genius visa part really makes the whole thing tie a knot on itself and makes it a perfect little bit of concentrated corruption. She almost learned the language, even, almost.
On a wholly unrelated note; https://woodworkingnut.com/2015/10/30/how-to-make-a-guillotine/
Have been for a while now. In neat (read: horrible) little tabs that never go away unless you manually force them to.