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I imagine people as their pfp when they talk. So sometimes i fall in love with the pfp. IM INSANE.

whenever i see a person with a cute girl anime or fake real person pfp i fall in love with them wtf

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 8 minutes ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 2 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

Wait, they’re not… are you saying I haven’t been communicating with an intelligent owl this entire time?

owls aside i love the music where your pfp comes from it used to my comfort music during uni

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 32 minutes ago

Yeah this is fucking weird. For me it only happens with owl-themed pfps. Girls are gross.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

i'm way prettier IRL, trust me

somehow i believe you comrade keep dazzling the planet with your presence!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 2 points 45 minutes ago

me too, i have pfps off so you're all undefined grey blobs

[–] RION@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

I'm glorpin here

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

cool with me

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

whenever i see a person with a cute girl anime or fake real person pfp i fall in love with them wtf

hexcrab-party admittedly, same tho I usually keep it to myself - for my pfp

thuswhich is why I keep something a bit low key as this for my profile - don't want to flatter myself too much

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

why do i asse you as emma goldmann's great grandchild

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] James_the_socialist_chad@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

pls stay away from me WHAT THE HELL IS THAT PFP

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Silently guides you to the back of the ruined Wendy's restaurant, into the walk-in cooler, where inexplicably a mortuary cadaver-drawer is situated. Eyes following a pointed finger, you see that the drawer is labeled with YOUR OWN USERNAME

[–] James_the_socialist_chad@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

realizes its cute and that he was wrong for judging awwwwww is this for me thank you its so cute like you comrade

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] edie@lemmy.encryptionin.space 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

kbity-how

No but actually I understand. I see people as their pfps too. Though I dont really fall in love with them


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[–] James_the_socialist_chad@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

you are bbbblessed. so lucky.

this is me when someone has cute pfp :
catgirl-smug doggirl-smug heart-sickle SEX EMOJI

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

volcel-police seeing as you seem to be new here, we may consider letting you off with a warning

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Because you fall in love with our personalities right? catgirl-heart

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[–] PraiseCorn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

SMOKER, Batman smoking is a crime per new gotham law. yk the rules and so do i since you punched that lady for jaywalking you need to get punched for smoking

[–] RussianEngineer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

same minus the falling in love part. i think its pretty normal to see people as the picture they choose to represent themselves online. i dont understand those types who change their pfp every week, i always end up losing track of who they are

[–] James_the_socialist_chad@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

ummm im concerned did you chop off that dog's head? where is the body

[–] RussianEngineer@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

its a fursuit head on one of those spider robot thingeys. i set it as my pfp way way long ago when the site first launched, i dont even remember who's suit it is

i dont even remember who's suit it is

interesting ruskaya inginer.... Ya ne veryo, shto ti nevinoven

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

does the female version of this alien look like the male one.

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Turns out I’m internet famous

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This is actually me, I post here when I'm not fighting off predatory beaked giraffes

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[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Damn comrade you look vibrant keep being cute. ill go take some meds.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

it looks to me lol maybe olive color idk it seems you took the pic in a lighted setting swhich distorts colors anyway you are cute comrade

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is just how I feel when I post on internet forums.

true middle aged divorced disrespectful middle finger east asian man.

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My PFP is just a literal video of me in my natural state so that would be accurate.

cant not see you as that lol

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I will take great honour in being perceived as Venus McFlytrap setting fire to a data centre.

FOR real Slay and bomb comrade

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