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From a 355ml can? Reaching for beer 11.
this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2026
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Hell yeah brother
"This position requires 6 beers experience."
Probably having another 10 beers.
I retired from drinking for a reason.
Do you mean actual beers, or the lemonade in the photo? Because I'm drinking 0.5L stouts right now. After 10 I plan on doing some cocaine so I can drink another 5. Because I'm on holiday, so I can.
I would argue those "lemonades" get you drunk faster because the stouts are basically half a meal each.
Unless you're drinking imperial stouts, in which case it was nice knowing you
I'm in South Africa on holiday, I'm drinking Castle milk stout 6%. I chuck them like regular beers, I drink faster than my friend who drinks regular beers.
But how can you get drunk fast from those lemonades, it's just liquid sugar, you can't drink much of that without throwing up.
I think you're confusing beer brands? Modelo isn't all that sweet in my experience, but I haven't had it in a while
My first experience with cocaine was getting just enough to let me drink half a handle of vodka on NYE and still fell sober.
I was irritated, but my friend's parents let me be the one to shoot off fireworks (they're the ones who told their kid to share her cocaine).
Sharing is caring. Great parents.
It would take me 3 years to drink 10 beers, so same place I am now but older.
At my rate, probably about a year or so older.
I can proudly state I haven't had a beer in near a year. Now I just have to give up the liquor, lol
This reminds me of the reverse of a scene from 2.5 Men.
Charlie Sheen gives up drinking, but this brother later sees him drinking a beer. He confronts Charlie about it and Charlie says, "I did quit drinking, beer doesn't count."
Idk piss?
I don't value the piss fetisher's psyop that you gotta "not break the seal" like you just want me to piss myself and I'm not falling for it.
Depends on the beer. If it were all that shit I'd be stone cold sober.
I pledged a frat in college (the weird small one that just did D2 LAN parties and smoked hookah), and got to the point where I could shotgun 6x keystone tallboys without stopping, and pass all of the field sobriety tests.
With those light beers? The exact same as I am now.
The worst part of drinking ten beers is waking up doing 90 miles an hour on the freeway.
Drink another 10, I wouldn’t be buzzed at 10 beers at this point in my life
I feel funny.
"where do you see yourself 10 beers from now" would be a killer title for a Midwest emo song.
I'm more of a whisky person
I average 10 beers over the span of 5 weeks, so not a bad timespan to plan ahead. I like it
Playing wizard sticks.
ask me after another 10
By 5, I'll be wishing I didn't have any more. By 10, I'll be wondering how I'm even alive
My vision is a bit fuzzy…
I'll be dead because I've never consumed alchohol
10 beer plan...? I'll be floored after the 2nd one.
Same. My wife makes fun of me for my halfway through a single beer personality change
My ex did that, but I'm 90% sure it was for attention.
Although she did ask her cousin for tips on deep throating while her dad and I were standing right there, so maybe it was real.
Do you have a genetic affliction that doesnt let your liver process it quickly? I had a friend of Asian decent whom would get drunk extremely quickly as well. What a way to find out when everyone was floored by the fact he was on the floor on the first drink. (He hadn't drank previously or if so it must have been his second time or something because he wasn't prepared for it)
Did he turn red too?
Yeah he would flush really quickly.
Quick search says it's an enzyme variant to some from east Asian decent. "The ALDH2 gene variant makes it hard for the body to convert acetaldehyde into harmless acetate."
"Common Physical Symptoms: Red flushing or blotches on the face, neck, and shoulder. Fast heartbeat or palpitations. Nausea and vomiting. Headaches or dizziness"
So multiple symptoms outside the fast heartbeat would seem to match that of someone whom had had to much to drink.
So I'm sure it would be easy for a new drinker to mistake being a lightweight and it being a larger health issue. Especially when they were 12,000 km from where the trait was more evident.