I think a necropsy is an autopsy for animals. Obviously, that would have ruined the joke a bit, but knowledge is power!
this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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That escalated to heights I wasn't expecting.
Hey, I recognize that character...
Now this is shitposting!!
It's called a Necropsy when non-human animals are involved.
Well he did say he was a terrible vet
This is the quality Lemmy content that I come here for.
Yeah but that spoils the rolling punchline
Technical inaccuracy can also spoil a punchline
so can a kick
ba dum thud
You might want to get a new cymbal
I agree, the kick is ruining it
Beat me to it
Beat off to it.
I'd rather not, but I appreciate the encouragement.
My pleasure. If you know what I mean.
Unless the coroner is a horse, then it would still be an autopsy
Edit: why did I assume the non-human animal must be a horse?
so Are you a horse?
What a twist! It started out being about trump but ended up being about rfk
That was the most exciting 3 second movie I've ever seen! 2 thumbs up! 👍🏽👍🏽
This is the quality content I come here for.
That's enough reddit for today.
Going to steal this one.
So many layers
Parfaits have layers!
Ain't nobody don't love a parfait!
That escalated quickly
2edgy4me
Oopsie.
The autopsy, the fucking autopsy
Maybe I should go back in the cabinet