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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Are they apologizing for not having it in a little banchan bowl on the side with a couple other goodies? I'm pretty sure most Koreans would prefer to have some kimchi with bland Japanese food lol.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure most Koreans would prefer to have some kimchi with bland Japanese food lol.

Yes. Also eating that amount of kimchi would be eating more vegetables in one sitting than the average Japanese person eats in a month.

I'm not even joking.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think they are apologizing for inventing a fucked up version of bibimbop?

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Bibimbap is so much better than donburi that it's almost insulting to compare lol. Gimbap is also a lot better than sushi.

Preaching to the choir brother. I am Korean, so I might be a tad biased.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

bland Japanese food lol.

Damn they really are the brits of Asia lol

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

At least the Brits were good at sailing at one point in their history....... I don't know how an island nation has been completely dunked on in nearly every naval engagement in their history.

But yeah.... Japanese food is more like English food than Korean or Chinese food imo. The traditional food is mainly flavored by broth, they fry everything they can, mayonnaise on everything, and the only thing that isn't bland is the watered down curry.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't know how an island nation has been completely dunked on in nearly every naval engagement in their history.

IIRC, in Japanese martial history, they really only used ships as floating battlefields for infantry when various lords fought each other. Since their only strategy was board, the Korean turtle ships were designed as a hard counter to that

Japanese martial history, they really only used ships as floating battlefields for infantry

Aka a strategy that went out of style a couple thousand years ago.

They also did very poorly in ww2. Wildly betting on "if battleship good, giant battleship is best".

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

england-cool solidarity japan-cool

Imperialist island nation plagued by a chauvinistic culture

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 4 hours ago

With worse and blander food than the corresponding continent

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Also, in both cases said chauvinistic imperialism often gets overlooked because people focus on their pop culture.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

Red thing on white background flags

Right hand drive

Constitutional monarchies

Binge drinking

Auto industry

Tea drinking

Eels are a popular food item

They're basically the same country.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

Beans for breakfast

Fish sauce

Cultural obsession with swordsmen that follow a strict code of honor

Persecuted Catholics in the 17th century

Bad at their most popular sport 😏

Desu ne = innit

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

This has been my joke for years, Japan is the England of the east. But at least the English enjoy vegetables, beans, and fruits that're relatively cheap, affordable, and more important than anything else plentiful in general society.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Also

Narrow streets and (waning in the UK) affinity for compact cars.

Similarly strict gun control

Fetishized by Americans

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Do yankees really fetishize the brits? If anything I feel like they are looked down upon lol. Funny accent, bad teeth, weird food, worshipping a pedophile king...

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

I think Americans certainly used to fetishize the brits. "Hot guy with a British accent" hasn't been a stereotype for like ever for no reason but that being said I haven't heard anyone say that in at least a decade and we most certainly do shit on the brits extensively nowadays

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Did you not see the inauguration or the royal wedding?

[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

Good point, but no I didn't watch that garbage. I guess some yanks really do hate themselves :)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

papyrus-oh-no

This explains so much