Funny... I just burned the shit out of my tongue on pizza rolls last night
this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
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But then I can't eat the fire demon.
OR a frost demon.
Stupid 950-watt microwave
Calcifer
Yesterday it was gaseous form at the guild party, now this. I’m starting to wonder about Lemmy mages.
The 'Za-wraiths?
This, but with more toppings.
Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?
"I kept it in the fridge for the past 4 weeks so it should be cool enough to eat by now."
drops it; it sets the drapes on fire
Why the naked rolls? Are you people not tossing your rolls in a little melted butter and parmesan cheese? Blasphemous, barbaric. Completely unacceptable. Naked pizza rolls...😝
Truffle salt.
You sir, are going to get me dead.
Girl, you got this😉 Just a few extra calories.
Uh..I’ve been eating pizza rolls the wrong way all this time.
They've started selling Pizzarolls with garlic or nacho cheese powder on the outside. They seem like a mess.
But I love taming demons with my tongue tho
I fight my demons head on thank you very much. I am resistant to heat and freeze damage.
It's called a Djinn.
I wish my tongue not get burnt
"Granted"
Burns finger
i wish this salsa not burn my mouth
