Programmer Humor

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Don't forget fuck

I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

Also, in Italian "sudo" means "I sweat".

sudo nano

means "I sweat, dwarf"

Man, I remember laughing like a school boy when I first heard of the "finger" util in college, lol.

Also finger \! && exit

Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong

I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.

A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.

Like if Nautilus is any better

Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.

(PRO TIP: dolphin is the KDE file manager, dolphin-emu is what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)

No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

man klitoris

no manual entry for klitoris

Well that explains a lot.

Don't recall if it had a Linux port, but anyone remembers Nesticle?

I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"

Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called "Windows App". What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.

Passable censoring, 2/3 successfully censored