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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.

(PRO TIP: dolphin is the KDE file manager, dolphin-emu is what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Oh, a hybrid of dolphin and an emu. What a wonderful idea.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies

Jack is potentially the most sensibly named.

Is pipewire pipe or wire? Only the gods are allowed to know that.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Just remove the execute bit and then it can’t run. (Or overwrite the first 4 bytes with nulls if you want to permanently disable it)