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Where my klitoris users at? (lemmy.world)
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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Like if Nautilus is any better

Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.

[–] dihutenosa@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Once a couple employers ago, I got an email from IT admins demanding that I uninstall that "game".

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The nautical theme also continues with Nemo

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Dolphin, the total commander of nautilus!

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn’t it named after Norton Commander?

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

I mean, yeah, but then the same applies to Norton Commander as well :D