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This ain't corn man

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 34 points 3 days ago

"It's violet isn't it?"

"Yup, of course"

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In what way do you consider yourself shy?

On a related note last summer I saw a girl walking out from the bar in one of those inflateable dinosaur costumes. That was the most standing out I've seen.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

in no way, it's just how this meme format goes😩

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

The shadow looks kind of moth-y are you moth

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Sounds like a gonewild post "My first time, be nice guys" "Here's my asshole spread 2 inches away"

[–] Monument@piefed.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I sort of do this to my wife. She’s unbearably hot. Also sort of hates strangers.

I’m kind of the attention seeker, but she will dress up for me sometimes. Last year we went to a Halloween party where she wore a black skin-tight snakeskin patterned catsuit. She also had on a horned black mask - she was a hot dragon.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This story is worthless without pics of your wife.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I mean if we're asking, I'll take one of Mr Husband. He sounds hot.

/j

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Tru, plus this link is kinda sus..

[–] Monument@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago

Alas, like a dragon, there are some elements of my (and others) privacy that I hoard.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 13 points 3 days ago

Damn bro here flexing on us with their actual dragon girl gf

[–] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If we ever get the neon soaked cyberpunk future we deserve I'm buying several of these, damn

[–] Monument@piefed.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You absolutely should.

But as a word of advice: take really, really good measurements multiple times at different times of the day and rely on the largest measurement collected for a given area. Also, only buy one the first time you purchase.

(The latter thing didn’t bite us, but could have. The elbows, of all places, are a touch too small and after about an hour start to become uncomfortable.)

Edit: One last thing! If you’re going for a full body look and planning to actually wear it for a bit, get the crotch zipper, so you don’t have to strip to pee. (I didn’t because I kept thinking I wasn’t gonna boink her while she wore it, because I have a one track mind, and that was a dumb decision.)

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 days ago

No wonder the korean dads cant control themselves

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago

If you're shy I'm Lawrence of Arabia

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I don't get it. We can all agree that fuccbois and PUAs are gross, but we're all celebrating this person's recent posts?

If this were a white guy bragging about how easy it is to bang Korean MILFs, y'all would not be in here with the same type of comments.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

uhh at the risk of stating the obvious, i think you're missing a whole lot of context here.

the reason why "fuckboys are gross" is mostly because they're obnoxious, loud, stinky, and annoy the shit out of everyone in their environment because they believe they're better than everyone else, everyone else has to subdue to them and the whole "fucking" is actually just about projecting power. that's what's annoying.

and that's not what's happening here. i don't see any "projection of power" in violet's posts.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

Fuccbois and pua aren't honest about their intentions.

She is honest.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

But you can’t actually reverse roles as a direct 1:1 because women’s sexuality, bodily autonomy, authority aren’t treated equal to men’s. It’s inherently different because there isn’t actually a direct inverse. I do think a post similar to this about a cute femboy wearing something similar in a similar situation would be getting upvotes and comments.

Your comment just reads like “you can be a man or be political” and think people only like this because it’s “political” aka woke but there shouldn’t be anything woke about a woman being sexually liberated, practicing choice and autonomy or refusing to conform, she has every right and I support that.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

PUAs? Is violet negging groups of guys or getting them drunk so she can rape them?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

The difference is power structures and cultural incentives. Fuckboys tend to not react pleasantly to being turned down. I get more "himbo" (keeping the male parallel theme going) vibes from Violet. She's down to clown, isn't afraid to let that be known, but nothing screams that anything nonconsensual is happening here.

People fuck, who cares? She doesn't appear to be hurting anyone. Her posts are funny, it doesn't need to be deep.

I can smell jealousy from a mile away, man. If you want to wear a skimpy outfit, by all means.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Violet is super annoying but I guess guys like a thirsty, horny Lemmy user? For all we know, it's a guy.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Still more fun than a scold, no?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i mean, who's doing the scolding?

does it end with me having a pony named Clopsifer?

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

so like, it didnt even cross my mind that this fit was to get some dick, but rather about being different even though one is shy

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I bet I'd still stand out wearing the exact same thing in San Fransisco, CA.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Interesting city choice. It, uh, might be noticed but I don't think "stand out" is the right vibe.

New York, Chicago, Minneapolis, LA? Definitely. San Francisco? Soft maybe

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I'm a 6'6'' dude who looks like a metalhead. I could probably stand out on Castro street if I wore this.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] miked@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

There is much more to see on Castro than a big dude wearing a pretty dress. I may glance but I gotta pay attention to the other mayhem happening around me.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Makes sense. Pretending to be something you're not is helpful when seeking an asymmetrical relationship with an unbalanced power dynamic in your favor.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is it really conformist monochrome? Never been there, but I can hardly resist asking you for sharing a story.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you look up Seoul walking tour videos on YouTube, you'll see for yourself: Koreans are obsessed with black, white, and gray.

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