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[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Ohio's is 35 mins

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 12 points 19 hours ago

Almost like he shouldn't have pissed off Poseidon.....

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It was back in the days before cars

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Also probably not in New York

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Probably? Do you have proof it wasn't?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

New Amsterdam?

[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

That was the whole point, wasn’t it?

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Turn off highways and watch what happens.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Pretty sure you can still take Rt 13 and Rt 20 most of the way. Going through each town and hitting lights will add some time, sure, but we're talking an hour, maybe 90 minutes. Odysseus has no excuse.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I did it by accident. It was interesting.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

20 goes coast to coast still i think

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Don't eat the lotuses in Schenectady.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 108 points 1 day ago (8 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

"Sam, you're breaking the car!"

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ok I'll throw in mine too, SHERP!

[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

This is actually the correct answer. The journey to and within Mordor would be nothing for a SHERP!!

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I am going to downboat you because I'm a Subaru fan not because you are incorrect in your choice of vehicle.

(I actually upboated you)

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

When I first saw Subaru impresa back in 1998 I was a child, but I could see how special the car was. In fact, during late 90s and 2000s we had some very special cars coming out of rally.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most movies would end faster if the main character was driving a Lancer.

  • Little Miss Sunshine
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[–] anguo@piefed.ca 27 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Looks like the good old "Didn't took a right at the crossroads and continued forward instead and then kept on insisting 'I know the way'" driving problem.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait. France is the land of the dead?

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 10 points 1 day ago

Always was.

[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Most of the bad stuff happened in Italy

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This guy was so bad at sailing, it's astounding.

[–] anguo@piefed.ca 19 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I mean, he was a victim of the wrath of Poseidon, not that much you can do about that when at sea.

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 62 points 1 day ago (7 children)

The Odyssey happened a long time ago. Before Google Maps. Those were the MapQuest days so things weren't so accurate and they probably got lost

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd need to print them out for reference on the journey.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Look at Mr. Moneybags with a printer.

My parents would make me copy down directions by hand.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

I noticed when he finally stepped back on his land again, he brought milk, because he told Telemachus back then that he was stepping out to get some milk. /s

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No, they were just drawing it out for the Odysseus Cinematic Universe.

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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honda Odyssey is a good choice for that type of trip, but I'm more partial to a Crystler Pacifica, my self.

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[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 2 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

As I probably will never see either: are any of the places on the map, especially itaka and troy (us) worth a visit?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I've been through booth, Overall nothing I'd ever plan a trip specifically for, but everyone has their own interests.

Ithaca - the town itself; no. There's a lot of cool hiking trails, and some water falls/scenic views nearby if you're into that. Cornell University is also there, if you like exploring old architecture there's some neat buildings.

Troy also no, unless you want to visit a town that looks like it hasn't changed since 1980. It is right next to Albany, the state capitol, so there's that.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

If you don't get much fall foliage that drive can be majestic in autumn. Otherwise maybe

[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 1 points 16 hours ago

Ithaca is sort of a charming college town, a lot of art/nature/hippy vibes. If you had to be in central ny for some reason it wouldn't be a bad place to spend some time. I would not make a special trip for it tho.

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