You can tell the lawyers you don't want to be selected. They typically don't want people on the jury that aren't taking the responsibility seriously
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This is only punishing the other jurors stuck there too. Unless they are putting out enough ppm to be noticeable even 15 feet away in an open air room.
12 angry farts
And an ipa
I don't understand you humans.
Why does "everyone else has to suffer" if you are stuck with jury duty?
What are you?
No idea, but pretty certain that i'm not the same species that i read about every day in the news.
A meat Popsicle?
Your fellow jurors are suffering enough, why do you have to make it worse?
I really enjoyed my stint as a juror. Never tried to weasel out of it either.
if you have alot of time on your hands. but in most cases people cant afford to take work off just do it, they lose out on alot of money. and most states pay very little, like a few bucks to 15/day if you are selected. federal might pay more. difference between 5$ and few hundred or more is quite significant.
It's an important civic duty. For every opportunity to find Luigi did nothing wrong, there is a terrible case.
I had a friend who had a 8 month jury stint over a infamous and grusome child murder. They had to review detailed forensic evidence. He had to go to therapy for panic attacks for years.
I am going to make everyone suffer because I have to participate in society 😇
why is society so shit
I've never understand why people always complain about jury duty in particular. I've never been called, but I think it sounds like an interesting experience.
It’s because they don’t value your time.
Mostly it's money related. Some people literally cannot afford to attend jury duty because of how little compensation there is for their time; like in my area, if it takes two weeks you get compensated $4.75 an hour compared to a full time job which is $13.50 below minimum wage ($18.25).
I also think it would be cool and would like to attend, but then I wouldn't be able to pay rent if it goes on too long.
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i sat in one last sept, it was very boring and very annoying if you a job. basically the 1st 2 days is roll call like 200+people, and they may or may not take "excuses' to be excluded from jd. if you are selected you have to sit in a courtroom usually 8am sharp and then sit there for 7+hrs listening to peoples "biases" of why they can or cannot be in the jury(with breaks). they will sus you out if you try the JD nullfication tactic, and they might end up choosing you. its incredibally annoying. this went on for 3-4 days, because people were trying to get out of jury duty( they have to vet every single person they call to the stand. its usually they choose 12 main jurors and 3-6 alternates, the only ones that usually are excused are people who are old(70+), have a disability, or thier jobs require so much time commiment they cant afford to be jury duty. almost everyone in my Jury pool were in tech, so mostly can afford to have time off, only a few one cant speak or understand English clearly(chinese immigrant), one is DEAF or very hearing impaired.lawyers, LEOs are also excluded mostly.
then they go through biases like someone is too emotional, or some is a former lawyer from another country (germany) which she gave the reason why a jury is inefficient, she was excused. 1 chick tried her hardest of being A SJW(organizing/prostesting,,,etc).
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Fartmaxxing.
I've only served on jury duty once, and it was kinda fucked up. Child abuse case, and we were all kinda on the fence leaning toward defendant was guilty, but the evidence presented was just absolute dogshit. Lots of reasonable doubts.
Found the dude not guilty on the premise that we'd rather let a guilty piece of shit off the hook than risk convicting someone who's innocent, but it felt real fuckin icky to give that verdict over what was most likely just a lazy investigation by the cops.
Hope the kid turned out okay... must have absolutely zero faith in the legal system because of that.
You wouldn't believe the amount of cases we shelve because cops are incompetent. Or maybe you will if you know anything about cops.
and LAZY, they wont bother with small petty crimes.
A lot of true crime stories start with "the cops did nothing for the first 2 weeks" or "a lot of evidence went missing and the lead detective got busy" or "they said it was just a runaway case until a body showed up. Cops are dumb as dog shit and care only about protecting and serving themselves. Sure there are some good cops but not enough.
i remember seeing one youtube, where a cousin/friend was suspected of murder, but the cops dint question him or did anything. many people in the comments said the cop was likely related so they ended the INVESTIGATIon of the killing.
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You did the right thing. It's also important that cops and prosecutors do their job and stop relying on horrible accusations to be enough to convict anyone they want.
We're close enough to the French https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reign_of_Terror as it is. I still think Al Franken really didn't do anything seriously wrong.
I don't remember the name, but some lawyer on YouTube explained that exactly the problem you all had, is why he doesn't struggle defending someone who is "obviously" guilty.
You can't really know that right of the bat. You need at least some good evidence. Basically he is making sure that all the other people do their job correctly.
As one of those kids, he'll probably turn out okay. As a juror, it's better to let a piece of shit go free than make an innocent person rot in jail.
When the kid grows up I would almost guarantee that he would make the same decision.
it's better to let a piece of shit go free than make an innocent person rot in jail.
In both cases the piece of shit goes free. Which is somehow really hard for people to understand.
Sorry you had to deal with that. It sounds like you did the job properly, as shitty as that is.
Hope they brought some fish to microwave during lunch. 1430 they are putting their popcorn in for 2 extra minutes
bring some durian candy. the smell lingers and sticks for a while.
This is genius, though personally I'd the eggs into egg salad and add plentiful fried onions.
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“OMG DELICIOUSSSSSS!!!”
Pretty easy to get out of, right? I'm sure no prosecutor would keep you if you stated plainly that you detest cops and would never trust a word that comes out of their snouts.
i was in last fall, and people had to come up with long drawn out explanation, convoluted biases. you cant just say it outright now.
Nah, you keep all that secret, manage to get on the jury anyway, then vote not guilty no matter what.
Unless it's a civil case. Then you just automatically rule in favor of whichever party has less money.
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