There's only two classes: Marxist-Leninist or Class Traitor 
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Hoxhaist all day
Gonna tip you on your turtle back 
Caffiene doesn't do a fucking thing because I have unmedicated ADHD, where do this land me.
Caffiene doesn't do a fucking thing
Same but I love the flavour of good drip coffee
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Pour over is just a drip machine you have to run yourself so it should be orthodox Marxists that are really into communes and running a factory there, run it just you know however seems good bro.
Where's aeropress?
Aeropress is neoliberal.
I aeropress strikes me as something Italians would like therefore its fascist
When I hear aeropress I think "person who goes in the woods to drink coffee but is insufferable about it" and that's like... retired cops, climbing bros that took econ 101 and think they know everything, and nepo babies.
I'm sorry but this is theory now. Time to struggle.
It's the only free coffee maker I've ever gotten, and I put whatever coffee I find on the discount shelf in it, wait until it's cold, and then drink it. The only reason I bring.it with me anywhere is that I don't want to pay for fresh coffee, and it won't break in a bag that gets knocked around.
My friend I am being silly enjoy your squished coffee
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I am going to stand up for instant coffee.
It's shit but it gets that caffeine in you fast and damn it that's what I drink coffee for
I dump instant coffee in my mug until it refuses to dissolve anymore. Then I prepare a second mug and drink both.
I think at this point just doing cocaine would be healthier.
Oh man your poor heart rip
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I feel like Anarchist is an AeroPress. Functional for an individual, but breaks down at scale. Also really fun and makes good coffee and can be used when you're out camping.
I know a guy who makes coffee exclusively with a blender. (If you can guess how you get a gold star) What's his political alignment?
Socdem or left liberal. Not sure why.
He grinds the beans with the blender, then puts them into a filter and back on top the blender?
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Futurist hands down.
Since the reasonable guesses have been made I’m wondering if you are making homemade Frappuccinos
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Anarchist it is. You don’t need all those fancy things if you got a pourover cone.
I was just thinking of this exact meme earlier today. Seems we think alike.
Also I just don't drink coffee.
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Im a damn liberal-hoxhaist-leftcom, fuck
138 replies to a post about coffee and it's not an incomprehensible struggle session?
Come on hexbear i expect better
As a non coffee drinker I have nothing to say.
You're anprim
I grew up with drip coffee and still prefer my coffee that way. Nothing beats a diner with an old machine like that that puts out amazing coffee.
I drink water like an anprim
I'm an ML that sometimes dabbles in hoxhaism
In a related note does anyone have this chart but for cigarette holding style?
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tea is the true drink of the proletariat but y'all aren't ready for that discussion
The only coffee brewing method that makes you read theory is the espresso machine so it can't be liberal, maybe if it were a full auto machine or one ran by a treat slave
I grind the coffee beans then soak them overnight in an old sauerkraut jar to make cold brew. What tendency is that?
Whatever the Soviet dude copypasta tagline is
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