this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

somehow gender affirming bigotry

[–] thenoirwolfess@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 days ago

r/AccidentallyWholesome

-- (you don't need to browse Reddit, there's a YouTuber called The Click who reacts to subreddits)

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rule 1: your mother is the biggest object known to mankind.

Rule 2: despite that, everyone has had intercourse with her.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's hard not to have intercourse with your mom when she's so large we're all inside of her right now.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

It seems your mother has vored us all

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought she was one of the 4 elephants.

Nah, that's his sisters. Mums the turtle

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

[–] DeLancre@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

Or ever for that matter

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone ~~right now!~~

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not ~~kissing~~ anyone

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Look at this air kisser here.

I bet he likes kissing Earth Atmo 1

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago

Today, this message would be sent by another gay transfem

[–] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago

Well ACTUALLY girls find me repulsive so how about that

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Used to know a guy who got banned off xbox live for sending a similar message about trading him park place in the monopoly video game.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

i bet you pass go, tophat

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My mom is dead. Did you use your pee pee on a ouija board?

Edit: Please tell her I love her and miss her every day.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Looks like an early attempt at 1337 speek for 9KILL

perchance they were referring to the Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Kiss girls, am girl, am gay, fagot?

I do love a good fire tbf

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kissing girls doesn't make you quick scope better

The truth is actually far worse. Cooties slow you down.