how tf does some ameteur get front page?
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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That was my first thought. "9 is a world record? I haven't even trained and I bet I could do that."
IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!
I assume it's whole not crushed
I'm afraid to ask what "pro"-level numbers start at.
Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.
The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.
It's not a number, it's an eggplant.
Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023...
What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.
Wait! What?
I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.
And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible
... in a row?
Nice work.
The trick is to freeze them first so they don't melt before you can get them in.
That's a great idea!
that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.
This isn't a proper shitpost until they come back out.
Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?
Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.
Probably.
This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe
Wrapped or unwrapped?
I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?
They only come in milk
But I like to come in dark chocolate!
Hazelnut.
This is the kind of news I'd like to wake up to in the morning!
I remember what it's like to share accommodation too.
Cool bum Luke.
Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.
Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.
Finally some good news
World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..
This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.
A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!