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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 minutes ago

Imagine not being able to look things up on your phone the instant you think of them

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

"unskilled labor"

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 hours ago

I was one of those land pirates, once upon a time- and after a few weeks on the job we didn't need the paper maps, either.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 hour ago

In some countries it's still a thing...well without the paper map

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I really liked being a pizza delivery driver pre-GPS. It did require some skill, but you learned quickly about how things work:

  • Is it a complex of some sort (e.g., trailer park, apartment, condo)? Look for a unit map.
  • Evens on one side of the street, odds on the other
  • You learn all of those weird roads that have the same name in two disconnected parts of town

It was easily the best "shitty job" I've ever had.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I remember buying my first mapsco and thinking: well shit, I literally can't get lost now...

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 39 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Something that seems immediately apparent to me is that these folks are not fresh high school students. Adults used to work these jobs.

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And they were a proper fleet who has delivered in the same areas for years, making them extremely experienced in navigating those streets.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This also led to better customer service. You had a relationship with your driver.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

I can't even remember what jobs teenagers were supposed to have. Newspaper delivery? Ice cream bike guy? That's all I got.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

If you didn't mow lawns, you were never a tween/teen.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 3 hours ago

teenagers as a group designation used to not be a thing. you were a child until you could do adult jobs and then you were an adult.

children would have menial jobs like coal miner, day labourer, the guy who sticks their hand into the mechanical loom when it gets stuck...

[–] xav@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How about none ? You're a teen, you just need to learn, socialize and have fun. Don't work before your an adult.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Ah, privilege. Parents had ok jobs. As soon as I needed sports equipment or wanted to go out to eat/pay for friends etc etc it was lawn mowing, paper route, construction from 6th grade.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Bagging groceries. That job doesn't even exist anymore

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Work that grocers have passed onto their customers that they used to do themselves:

  • Gathering the groceries from the shelves.
  • Bagging the groceries.
  • Checking out the groceries.
[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Good ol shadow work.

Ikea is the greatest.

  • You look up the items in inventory and find their warehouse locations
  • You traverse the warehouse, locate the items, and load them on your dolly
  • You take them to the front and self checkout
  • You load them in your delivery vehicle and complete last mile delivery
  • You unbox and assemble the item with minimal instruction and provide your own tools

All of those used to be paid work, some even being part of the "white glove" service. Instead, we pay with our time, a finite resource.

[–] DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

When is comes to Ikea, what you pay in time is taken off the price, according to my experience

[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

In theory, yes, I agree. But make sure you properly value yourself! You only have so much time to give.

Though, that was also said about digital games instead of physical ones, that the savings get passed onto the consumer. Not a 1:1 but that one is going swimmingly right now 😅

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 25 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

By the end of the century, modern fantasies is just going to be the 90s.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Has been for years.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They also stopped doing the 30-minute thing because they kept getting sued over the wrecks caused by trying to meet the 30-minute deadline.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.

[–] Cascio@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Wise man say, “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”

[–] decapitae@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes it was 31 minutes, and free

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Where the heck is 122 and an eighth?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Would you believe it's right after 121 and 7th? Not 121 and 8th; that leads to the one way bike path. Obviously. And if you make that mistake you have to use 3 highway ramps in perfect conjunction to get back there. Crossing all lanes for each exit.