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[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be uncomfortable if a person isn't clothed and I'm not mentally prepared for it. No matter the looks.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I call bull shit. Last week I caught you furiously masturbating in the lemmy communal sauna. I would've believed you if you weren't constantly yelling: "Oh God, I'm not mentally prepared. Oh God. Oh Please! I'm not ready!" You're a bad liar.

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This account is such a master baiter to both sides

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reptile brain: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

Sentient brain: it's rude to look so I'll try my best not to

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

That fucking peripheral vision, target lower.. no.. it's right down there, you can see it just not focus on it.. no.. you turn past to look somewhere else, eyes dip...FUCK YOU BRAIN....

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are you nude with guests over? No offense intended. Genuine question.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

we're on a boat which is an ideal location to be perpetually nude (sunbathing, swimming, no need to go anywhere else, etc.)

[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yes, thirst trap police, this comment right here

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and also, you know, the implication.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They won't refuse... because of the implication

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[–] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wow, the comments in this thread are surprisingly bad, even for a shitpost.

Having been in the situation myself, my thoughts were very much "let's not make them uncomfortable" (meaning feel sexualised), but the first times (as a young'un) it got stiff enough (not that way :p) that the person chose to break the tension. Just don't be weird about it and everyone can be comfortable.

There are plenty of situations and contexts where nudity isn't sexual, and I highly recommend getting comfortable with that distinction. I find people and groups of all genders to become a lot more safe with that skill.

I was curious if this was some violet type shit and it kinda was lol. Good job

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I actually find this gross, I'm assuming the roommate consented or else your are no better than the guys who flash people naked under a trench coat. But if he did, and he's obviously so visibly uncomfortable, I can't imagine as an empathetic person continuing to make them uncomfortable.

Even if them being uncomfortable was because they were trying not to make me feel uncomfortable. I can't imagine the meme switched genders people would be so cool about it. I guess i could say if a pig has wings it would be a bird, but this is gross. Sorry.

[–] mpramann@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe first ask for context before getting so riled up?

Not everyone on this page has the same cultural background as you. In Germany for example it's quite common to be naked at the beach/lake. Not everywhere obviously but common enough that a lot of us are not bothered by nudity as much as other cultures.

[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

They posted the context, the person i hope they got consent from is trapped on a boat with them. Making escape impossible from possible discomfort. It's even worse, it's a fucking captive audience to torment. Again, I hope there was consent, I'd imagine that still exists in Germany. And again, as a human who's aware of my effect on other people, I'd imagine they still have empathy in Germany, I wouldn't want to make a person uncomfortable for my own benefit, that's selfish and weird, and if it was a dude it would be fucking sinister. Because it's a girl in the meme, people in the thread are answering with their pants around their ankles.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As a nudist I could care less.

And I'd look. Just wouldn't continuously stare. That's kind of the nudist rule.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (27 children)

At that point just say "Nice tits" and get the awkwardness out of the way. I ain't playing your little power game as one of those friends.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 77 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have never encountered this situation. I literally am not even sure what situation it's describing

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A horny wet dream fantasy.

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[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would probably just look. If there is no attempt at hiding anything then why should I attempt hiding looking?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

That's my take on it as well. I've played some party games where taking clothes off was part of it and I wouldn't have participated if I was uncomfortable with people looking at me. It's weird to me to think otherwise, like if you don't want people looking is your intention just to make everyone uncomfortable? That's not cool.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

I don't think I would like to see my friends naked male or female. I would be more ok with stranger nudity. It is not that I see someone naked and I immediately think of sex or I evaluate their body (though the latter is more likely than the former). It is just years of social conditioning that makes this situation very out of the ordinary and more awkward when someone I know is involved.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"why is she being weird, this is uncomfortable"

I once knew someone fairly exhibitionist. I consider myself relatively immune to bullshit and once spoke to her about it and how it was a bit rude to make other people uncomfortable for your own gratification, but she didn't change what she was doing.

(She never hung out naked, it was just stuff she said or how far she and her bf would go when out with all our friends.)

[–] onthesolivine@fedia.io 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yeah this kind of stuff needs consent from everyone or you're just making people uncomfortable and that's not fun or very nice

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think there's a real selfish mindset to it: people who do this like using their sexuality to get a reaction, even if others don't enjoy it. They like "making a man hot under the collar" or watching someone try to decide whether to say something, or then feeling superior because they didn't name the violation of social norms.

I kinda get the other side: if we were more open about sex and nudity it'd save a lot of grief. But I think you can tell when someone wants to do that versus when they get a power trip from sitting around with their tits out, because it's done in smaller ways.

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[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 days ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If your hanging about with your junk out I'm looking. If you don't want me to look put your pants back on.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Used to have "Naked Tuesdays" with another couple we were friends with years ago. Just the four of us hanging out naked watching TV, maybe some other things happening. If you weren't looking at anyone else, why even bother?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How was this started? Who brought the topic into conversation. Why Tuesday?

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We always just got together on Tuesdays. Worked best for all four of us and work schedules.

I don't really remember how it started. I think one day was just really hot outside and our apartment was cool, but me and the other guy took our shirts off. The girls got all jealous and took their off, and it just went from there. Every Tuesday after that was them arriving then clothes coming off.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every day is nude day at my house. It's so nice. I hate clothes.

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[–] Yosmonkol@piefed.social 25 points 2 days ago

Something similar happened to me while playing catan at a friends place and it was pretty weird. One of the sublets we didn't know very well had a new lady friend over ever month. The lady of the month walked into the kitchen in just panties and asked what we were playing. She obviously didn't get the response she was hoping for and left with a disapointed look on her face. We all wondered if she was hoping to fluster a bunch of "virgin nerds" like some corney early 2000s movie in order to stroke her ego.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

"I hope you put a towel down before sitting on that."

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Ah violet08 reincarnated again I see.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (40 children)

feeling sorry for lots of the people in this thread and their prudish mindsets

i'm queer and in seattle so casual nudity is pretty normal here, we even have a whole beach for it! i go tits out at bridge raves and pride and other stuff all the time and nobody cares. and half the time i'm wearing see-through tops with no bra! like... sometimes you'll be hanging out and some people will just be naked and it's fine. most of my friends have seen my nudes i post on mastodon! it's good and fine and okay. it's only weird if you make it weird

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

oh, i’ve always found it kind of funny, actually.

the fediverse/lemmy have a very progressive demographic, but they can also be surprisingly prudish when it comes to anything sex-related, especially when it’s coming from a female perspective.

after being on here for months, i’ve somehow been branded as “the horny poster,” even though most of my posts aren’t explicitly horny or freaky. they’re more observational, almost diaristic, in the way they approach these kinds of topics. for example, i don’t find this post horny or freaky at all.

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've never seen you post something that is not related to sex in some way, so yeah you are definetly a horny poster for me.

I don't mind though.

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