What a dummy. Smoking crack isn't the way. Doesn't he know if he wants to rise through the ranks of the GOP he needs to molest some children?
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This is from 2023. Rhode Island.
https://abc7chicago.com/post/cranston-rhode-island-city-councilman-matthew-reilly/13271785/
...and is now the sheriff of the police department.
uhh what about the DUI and felony possession charges???
He's a GOP chairman, there won't be any felonies or DUIs
Always the ones you suspect the most
Who hasn't taken a little crack nap after a hard day's work? This is just a hard working American!
/s
Why would he resign? Republicans have no shame he could he just continued on like nothing happened.
No, you see, crack is a "lower class/black people drug" so that's why he had to resign. If he would've just snorted snow things would've been different. Because THAT is an "upper class white people pick-me-up", those are okay.
Just resigned, no other consequences?
Party of Law and Order, everyone.
Rob Ford smoked crack and he didn't resign like a pussy he admitted it during a press conference! He was the best mayor ever! 😡
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Didn't he also have a prostitute? Such a great way to give back to the community by stimulating the local economy.
He had more than enough to eat at home!
Something something Hunter Biden something massive penis something laptop crack hahahaha
Article linked in another comment said he was arrested & behind bars. Your guess as to whether they mean the pub variety.
"[...] is behind bars again, this time for allegedly sexually assaulting and molesting a child."
Right, but as always the drag queens are the dangerous ones...
Not to mention he was going to drive or had just driven while high on crack cocaine...
Zero regard for human life.
There's only one thing you can use the word "always" with and it's the word "projection". They will always project. So if they're screaming about pedos, that's what they'll be.
oh is this the same Republican councilman also suspected of first degree child molestation?

Of course he was molesting children, but crack is illegal in USA
but crack
Lemme guess where the other "T" went...
Up your but
Isn't the entire GOP suspected of child molestation at this point?
I'm confused. If he's diddling with kids then, obviously, he is trying to run for presidency at some point in the future. So why resign?
Is this kiddie fiddler so incompetent that he doesn't know about darvo? The "deny everything and loudly project" process? The flooding the zone with shit approach?
If so then, yeah, he'll make a great president. The best. Tremendous even ...because that's the sort of person america votes in (TWICE!!).
Resignation for Republicans isn't the end of their career, but instead a nice vacation while they while for the public's collective short attention span to do its thing. Then they come back in some other better paid position.
And even if a scandal blows up enough to kill their political career, they can still make bank by becoming a paid lobbyist or Fox News commentator.
Really he resigned over crack? Well guess he has more time to do crack

Crack put him to sleep? Bro is either mixing it with downers or has ADHD.
Maybe he took too much downers and though the crack would pick him back up? He might not have even smoked any before he passed out.
He’s just a hard working American and deserves some rest
What a shithole of a country
It's so much worse than anyone outside the country realizes... But it's also better in the sense that people fighting back is never repeated in the media.
This country is deeply divided and people are protesting and resisting in every city.
But who is this guy and why have I never heard of him? Seems like a convenient distraction for something.
I believe he was chair of one of the states gop and a state representative.
Hey, love to talk about this more but I need to go spend so much time with family now.
Don't worry, guys...Trump will pardon him.