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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

100% South Georgia!

Also to ruin the joke: people who use methamphetamine will use a piece of tin foil to vaporize the crystal.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I came here wondering. Thank you

[–] lime@feddit.nu 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

...what's even the reason to open it?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 110 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

So people who cannot afford it will not keep opening a series of brand new boxes just to sneak a small square to smoke drugs off of.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 52 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's ok, be glad you're clearly too European to get this. Leave the Americans to deal with their problems

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Like we don't have addicts doing stupid stuff in Europe

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But you don't have aluminum foil over there. You only have aluminium, it's a completely different situation, you wouldn't understand.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

as everyone knows, aluminium foil is completely unusable as drug paraphernalia.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We use lead foil like God intended.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Makes the crack taste sweeter 👌

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why people gotta bring Elon into everything?

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah... al-you-min-EE-um

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Of course we do, but at least in Western Europe we take better care of them. There's generally social welfare programs, shelters, etc. In Amsterdam there's shelters where they can safely use crack so they have access to clean supplies.

The question "like we DON'T have them" is kind of silly. It's about how predominant the problem is, not whether we also have a couple.

The US has several times the crack user per capita compared to Europe, depending on where in Europe.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago

The CIA worked very hard to get those numbers where they are thank you very much.

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I ve heard from someone in europe how a shopkeeper frequently has candy bars stolen.

The candy gets tossed on the street, its the foil they want.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fake news

They would obviously eat the candy also

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

Not on crack they wouldn’t

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[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

"Having heard from someone" this or that is a whole different category than the extent of the drug problems in the US.

"I've heard from someone there's this American Football team in Amsterdam, so basically football is the most popular sport in Europe now."

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am North American, and I have never seen this before.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am Canadian and have never noticed it before but I have no doubt it happens in my city. I never thought about how they get that stuff

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lol bold of them to think y'all people can or will read. Much less give a shit. Fuck I'm so sick of crackheads

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

ya'll people*

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is not there fought they are adicted they can prob read and they do give a shit ab ppl and the world adiction is js stronger than all of that. Adicts need help they dont need to be villified please have some compassion

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Am I having a stroke or are you?

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

He’s just on crack. ^(joking)

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I do try, but it's tough walking out my front door every day, and the world is that much shittier because there's crackheads just leaving trash and detritus everywhere they go. Smoking their drugs in broad daylight on the side of the road. Dodging the needles with every other step. Listening to their arguments and fights every night. They make everything shittier by their presence.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I get the frustration, but don't be mad at the crackheads. Drug abuse is just another symptom of the shitty system we live in. Be mad at the people who are responsible for that system instead.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk, I've been dealing with this shit my entire adult life. I'm kinda running out of compassion for people who lie steal and strew garbage. I can't wear sandal outside my house. I can't have a bike because they get stolen. I get to clean up after them each and every day. I'm so sick of it. Fuck em

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

This is what I learned from watching the wire also

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago

Make the best of a bad situation. Bring them water, tell them about the valuable batteries and often computers and cameras in Flock cameras.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Misspelled. It’s y’all.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"All of you" "You all" general Americanism for referencing a group of people.

Unless that's not what you are asking

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The correct term is, "all y'all".

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That's accurate because there is more than likely more than one person stealing foil for drug use.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You are thinking of y'all, which is a southern American slang contraction of "you all." However, this person put "ya'll," so it's a contraction of "ya will."

Either way, neither really fits on the context of the sentence. I wish they had just said poor addicts if that's who they meant to imply. Shame on me for projecting if I'm misinterpreting.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 days ago
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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (7 children)

"Y'all" spelled "ya'll" bugs the shit out of me. It's my "I'm a descriptivist until..." Moment.

But "we ... For y'all people" absolutely is how they'd say it where I'm from. The quotes around the word read to me like they're shaming them (which, honestly, in the South, I'm sure I'm sure they are), but the sentence structure itself is perfectly in line with how it's normally spoken in my experience.

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[–] BurgerBaron@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Oh everyone decided to be an asshole about a fun cultural question, sorry you're all so fucking fragile. I'll retract my question about "ya'll" being in quotes because that's apparently taboo to ask and I should just know because I'm english and there's no cultural differences at all between different english speaking countries. What a fool I am and you're all very smart, bigly. I'll refrain from asking about harmless curiosities in the future since apparently that's a free ticket to be a snide cunt.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn dude, I didn't think I was rude at all to you. Just thought you didn't understand the word and offered a judgment free explanation. Fuck me for trying to be nice I guess.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

That's a separate issue. Some are concerned that Y'all is spelled Ya'll, but you're concerned about the quotes.

That's to alert the right people to the open foil. The writer knows who they're addressing, and the right people reading it understand. It's kind of a "If You know, You know" sort of situation.

Someone like my mom would think the store was being considerate, leaving a sample roll to inspect the quality, like when you check out the eggs.

She doesn't know it's to keep the tweakers from stealing the corner of every piece of foil in the store. Honestly, she doesn't even know what tweakers are.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wow, your English is pretty good for a Canadian. Did you go to international school or did you grow up in the rough part of Canada?

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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Was just pointing out the typo.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is by far one of the best comment threads I've ever read through!

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