easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
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Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Respect
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You’re allowed to say Froance here.
It's actually spelled Fr*ance, you nincompoop!
Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
I wanted it to be a bit of a debate, not just a circlejerk. Like who wouldn't be picking No More *hio?
Fair
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USA in general.
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But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
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Uncensor that friggin f-word!
We are allowed to curse on the internet!
Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot he uncensored even in the free internet
it's not like they said Belgium
Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?
Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.
i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line
so it's a really good joke
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As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...
yknow who else hates France? The ruling class
Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.
It is... acceptable
Isn't one of the options supposed to have a downside?
This is like asking "do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?"
Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?
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Uhh.... neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.
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What's the word being censored? Fragrance?
I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
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"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."
I am the catgirl gf :3
good news, France is melting as we speak.
wishing works
OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc
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Sacre bleu!
Yes we can give France another chance.
With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you
My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.
I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden
\s I like france but the clichee
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