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Can't blame a guy for taking a shot. What's the worst that could happen? They all get disgusted and blow him off? He's no worse off than he was.
But then later that night, the one who is the secret super freak, excited that the guy actually proposed a 4 way, calls him for a mind-blowing booty call.
To be fair, would he really know which number belonged with each number? haha
Hey, do it for the experience. You only live once. Use protection.
The man saw an opportunity and took it!
Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don't have enough genuine friends who are women.
Or
Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.
Or
Maybe he doesn't know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.
OR
Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.
And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it
5 way, unless he's just watching the girls. Which, like, if that's his thing and they're into it, works too!
5 way
Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.
Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.
What do you think selfie sticks are for?
I thought selfie sticks existed to announce to everybody in the vicinity that you're a pillock.
I must record my trip to Disneyland from an altitude of 7 ft because that's totally what everyone wants.
so you're telling me ... there is a chance?
Or maybe he's gay and is just looking to have a girl time.
Or maybe he's three kids in a trench coat.
Or trans.
The gay part and also this
And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for his ear wall.
Or, he doesn't remember which number is who.
Whoa
I mean... It's not like he could recognize them by phone number.
That's either really wholesome or really smooth and I can't decide which.
Or really ambitious
All of the above but the confidence is seductive
Maybe he just legit wants to see what they have planned.
When I was single I loved hanging out with groups and basically deferring the decision of who actually try to get with, after I got to know them a bit better.
If the group all want me to end up with the same woman, and they're all wingmanning that one friend, maybe because she's more shy, then it'd be great to hang out with them as a group and see if we're compatible.
If they all individually want to hook up with me, great, let's see them all in a comfortable and fun setting to see who I get along with best.
And even if it turns out I wouldn't want to hook up with any of them, if they're fun people it would be fun to hang out and see what else is going on. It's actually a lot easier to talk to women when you're already surrounded by women. And maybe you could introduce your own friend who would get along better with one or more of them.
You get it man :)
That seems like a foreseeable outcome. How many other chances are you going to have for a fivesome? Shoot your shot, dude.
Turns out he’s gay and knows they’ll be a fun group to roll with.
My gay friends used to call these their Fag Hags. It always made me think of those witches stirring the cauldron...double bubble toil and trouble
My man.
