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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 163 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

Perfect. Retired gifs.

[–] cowboydan@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But those aren't numbers, it's Japanese. You are just reading Japanese!

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 10 points 22 hours ago

He said he doesn't even see numbers

[–] MurrayL@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Sadly, imgur geoblocks the UK so I can’t see anything.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's Cypher telling Neo he doesn't even see numbers. Just redhead, blonde, etc.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The alt text we needed all along

[–] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Coldcell, when they referenced the meme.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 23 hours ago

skooma, when the khajit had wares if you had coin

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was he alluding to jerking it over code?

Didn’t think of it at the time but considering the context…

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, Cypher was watching porn.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 22 hours ago

Good to know that even in the far dystopian, apocalyptic future. People will still look at porn.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like he was spying on people who were unaware that they were in a simulator.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He could have been watching The Golden Girls

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

We already confirmed he was watching porn. I always figured Betty White was absolutely depraved in the sack. Jeanette Nolan must have been a hell of a top, if you're into that.

[–] Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Wow Lemmy! Theres almost as many people helping out this geocached user as there are responses to this post!

It’s a gif from The Matrix where Cypher says to Neo “I don’t even see the numbers anymore. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.”

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I set up the Redirector Firefox addon to take me to imgur images' https://imgur.artemislena.eu/ mirror when I open them (though sadly doesn't work with embedded images).

Firefox now also has built-in free VPN if that's more your thing, though I don't want to remember to turn it on and off all the time, so I stick with the redirection.