One time I prayed to God and a different God answered my prayer in a language I didn't understand so I just gave up and became a Buddhist monk but then they kicked me out of the monastery on account of my boobs and also I was wasted on sharpies all day. So I went back home and prayed again to see if anyone would answer in my language, the only one that matters but no one answered. So then I became a Buddhist monk and uhhh something about drawing all over my tits with sharpies in a temple and some angry bald guy telling me to leave. He was nice though he gave me a quarter to call my grandma for a ride. When she picked me up she told me she prayed I was safe but some other God answered her in wing dings and I didn't understand how that was possible until I remembered she has Stephen Hawking's old rig set up for herself. So I prayed to God she wouldn't crash the car because she's not exactly mobile and guess what?! My prayer got answered by a guy named Steve who called my dad an asshole in the 5th grade. I guess what I'm getting at is if you pray to God you could have a fun adventure like I did despite the fact that there's no such thing as gods.

Onion, celery, bell pepper..

Three PARTS of the holy trinity? People have gotten burned at the stake for saying heretical things like that.

Incorrect. The Holy Trinity is garlic, onion and butter.

So is the Simarillion the old testament?

I'll do you one better:

TAN, SIN, COS

Religious studies is mad interesting. Religion has shaped our world for two thousand years, tons of shit happened.

Tank, DPS, Healer

That's an odd way of spelling A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi.

Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and the other guy

TBF, and I have no idea the context of this image, but theology is an actual academic field which covers a lot of historical texts from varied cultures.

Shattered Skies, The Unsung War, The Belkan War.

Father, son and the alcohol

They do have that in Catholic Schools.

McLaren P1 Porsche 918 Ferrari the Ferrari

Poop, piss & farts.

The Holy Trinity never disappoints. Father, Son, and the Magic Bird. Perfectly reasonable. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC BIRD

Ehh it depends how many religions they actually include. If they have several major world religions, they can educate on religious themes and cultural relevance etc.

You know, different from religious indoctrination where you're just told about one religion and graded on your ability to regurgitate it, not comprehend it.