"Gay dads blow pops, another sucker. Oedipus was the first motherfucker."
-Bo Burnham
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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Happy pride to your dad
Your dad sounds awesome!
I also choose this guy's dad.
Happy pride!🏳️🌈
I don't know how it is now with Grindr being a thing, but i remember the Craigslist classifieds being full of married men (dads) looking for fellow dads as fishing/camping/exercise buddies that were interested in fucking from time to time. Yeah, it was horny, but I also found it as a sign that many dads are desperately lonely and isolated. I was a bit too young at the time, but today I'd be down. Maybe poker (or D&D) night with the boys that ends in a fun orgy?
Dads are one of my food groups
My wife says there was some TV show (I don't know whether it was its own thing or an episode of something else) wherein several Mormon dads would have regular camping trips. During these trips they would, among other things, have sex with each other. However, they fervently denied any allegations of homosexuality; instead they called it something like "being afflicted with attraction to other men."
She only showed me clips, but it was interesting nonetheless.
D&D&O (dungeons and dragons and orgies) sounds fucking amazing.
Live now on Dropout starring Brennan Lee Mulligan
I would pay a large sum of money I do not have to watch Brennan DM an orgy
You say that and I laughed because I agreed at first. But then thought, "well that might actually be kinda fun" but probably moreso as a participant than a viewer
I would participate in D&D&O for the fun of it, but I would watch Brennan DM an orgy for entirely nonerotic reasons. I think it would just make excellent content. Lol
I hear a Phil Collins song. Him singing ^♫^blowing it all away^♫^
Away... Let's blow these guys away!
You forgot to say away again
That episode is maximum cringe when you consider that the prostitute is played by Jason Bateman's real-life sister
Haha TIL
I'll be needing this card once I become a dad
I can hear that card being read in Sandra Bullock's voice
She and, somehow, Rob Schneider, really made that movie. They really committed to the bit.
Fun Fact: Sandra Bullock was willing to do the blink-and-you'll-miss-it nudity for the virtual sex scene between Huxley and Spartan, but director Marco Brambilla chose a body double, because he decided he needed someone with (and I quote), "A bigger rack".
Inside the card: $100 a week buys my silence. Tick tock, pops.
No.... No it's accurate.
As a matter of fact...