The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
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Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"
They've dealt with him before.
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Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
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The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because "the left needs to do better".
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Damn good catch.
Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?
He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?
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Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
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Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part
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Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
Honestly shitting himself in front of cameras is the least of our problems.
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...
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Because a puppy pad isn't manly.
Guess they want to use that couch again
They're saving it for JD
JD prefers imported non whites but that's okay because he's top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they're against it for sub-maga
He poops his pants often.
I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
Poop!
Put down a towel!
The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
ozempic causes diahrrea
I didn't know "lemmy shitpost" was literal.
it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
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