What if Hexbear had a COINTELPRO rival instance called Pentbear?
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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There is a secret utra instance called Septabear 
Well it's not actually secret, i'm the only user, but i can't risk letting revisionists and opportunists in.
Unfortunately, Septabear membership disqualifies you from entry into the ∆8-Hexbeariol site where I give everyone free edibles and we watch the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Hexbear already has cowboy pronoun options, which are good enough for me.
I graduated from OK state. You don't want it lol
Ni hao-dy laoban
Kitti when you mess with texas.
That's the solution! add :kitty-smile-texas:
It's pride month, have you kissed your pardner today?
Easy there, I ain’t rustling no steer 
By God thats a cool skeleton
Hexbear cowboy content guide; please adjust your posting habits accordingly:
| Comm | Subject Matter |
|---|---|
| !gardening@hexbear.net | Rootin' |
| !badposting@hexbear.net | Tootin' |
| !guns@hexbear.net | Shootin' |
| !chapotraphouse@hexbear.net | Being kind |
| !pets@hexbear.net | Varmints |
| !news@hexbear.net | Putin |
| !science@hexbear.net | Newton |
| !finance@hexbear.net | Lootin' |
| !music@hexbear.net | Victor Wooten |
GOOD post
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white pardner, so long as it catches mice it's fine by me!
...depends on whether you're talking actual cowboys or just folks who identify as cowboy...
Aka the all hat and no cattle folk
actual cowboys
in shambles rn
Well I am here and my whole wardrobe is highly cowboy coded. I own three cowboy hats and multiple long coats, one tailored three button waste coat and three pairs of boots. All I am missing is a colt single action army and inshallah one day I shall own one.
Basically trying to complete my full set of Tombstone cosplay.
Hexbear would attract a LOT more catboy users if we spoke to that community by being entirely catboy-themed
Do we not already???
Not enough cats on here
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.
Me and my pappy and his pappy didn't cheer for the Green Bay Packers all these years for this site to turn into no damn Dallas Cowboy fan forum
Have we tried ringing a chow bell?
The ppb trough.
I agree we lost track of 
ing.
We need some bears to embrace some deep ops and wrangle them chuds so we can dunk again. 
Oh give me a locus where the gravitons focus, where the three-body problem is solved, where the microwaves play down at 3 degrees K, and the cold virus never evolved.
Home, home on Lagrange. Where the space debris always collects. We possess, so it seems, two of man's greatest dreams: Solar power and zero-g sex.
Any cowboy scientists out there will appreciate that. A LOT more cowboys would use /c/science if posts resembled this.
Unfortunately, you also get a lot of crossover with ZZ Top fans, or as they call them up in Canada, Zed-Zed Top.
Scientist cowboys are an important demographic for hexbear, and one that has been woefully under-served.
I say that's a mighty fine spherical pig you got there, pardner. Y'all could model all sorts of simulations with that thang 
Yeeehawwxbear
I say I say that is a mighty fine do-main name ye got there.
Giddyapbsbear gon git you varmintsbear
I thought we already settled on being entirely liberal-themed and I don't see us doing both at the same time
Being liberal-themed attracts liberals, but it doesn't speak to the heart of what it means to be a cowboy. Where are the horse posts in /c/urbanism? Cowboys have no incentive to choose us over Lemmy.world.
We at hexbear love our horse-boys
We do have a lot of MLP nights...
Listen here, partner. I've seen a lot of bull hockey in my day...
This ain't horse apples. This here's theory.
Can Australians be stockmen instead? Gotta do my best Man from Snowy River impression
