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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Don't give him ideas.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Do not give them ideas

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  • The torch is replaced with a phone of her taking a selfie

  • Has the fake way-too-thicc-ass

  • Had a wE tHe PeOpLe forearm tattoo

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

And a Deus Vult tattoo on her under arm.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

at this moment in time I could actually be this is true. Things are now that bizarre.

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

France should take their gift back, Americans clearly don't represent anything close to liberty anymore.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 2 points 22 hours ago

Look I know this is a meme but istg if they did this there would be hell to pay

The French were more than kind gifting us a statue of this goddess and I refuse to see it desecrated

And yes I know, we don't deserve it nor has this country done a good job of following what it represents. Nor should something this simple send me in comparison to what's already been done but goddamnit do not touch Libertas

i just realized that my second girlfriend had the same nose as the statue of liberty (left). she was strange enough to make a mark on our social group. i recognize now she was either trying to make me jealous, but she may have been angling for a polycule with her and me and my buddy Shitass Ryan (she wanted the three of us to move into an apartment in... I think it was Dublin (California) for some reason. None of us lived in Dublin. They have a great gas station, or had. Last time I stopped by, for the first time in 25 years they had an out of order bathroom.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was 16.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump would give it the face of someone he finds fuckable. His daughter from when she was ~~16~~ 14.

FTFY

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

when she was ~~16~~ ~~14~~ 10

FTFTFY

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now now, he is on record saying 12 is his lower limit.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Yeah, I couldn't remember the age he specified, so I guessed at the worst I could imagine. However, what he actually said was he wouldn't be with a 12 year old, so that would suggest 13 is his lower limit.

Howard Stern: "Do you think you could now be banging 24-year-olds?"

Donald Trump: "Oh, absolutely! I have no trouble."

Robin Quivers: "Do you have an age limit?"

Donald Trump: "If I— No, no, I have no age— I mean, I have an age limit— I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds".

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Foley was sexting 12yr old boys. Interesting that trump would use him as an example instead of the wide pool of Republicans who have been molesting underage girls.

Also, I wouldn't read that statement as "I would go as low as 13" but as "I don't want to be seen as a pedophile like Mark Foley, who was going after 12yr olds."

But, given the subject's history on raping underage girls... Yeah, I'm probably wrong about what he meant in this specific situation.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Of course, he only said that because he knew it would make him look bad, so he'd definitely go younger.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We as a society really have failed. How have we not addressed the monsters that are very openly admitting to being monsters?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Bcuz their red blooded patriots who let Jesus into there hearts after they done did all that that inappropriate behavior with a 14 yr old who lied about her age to trick them into havin sex with her so her parents could sue them. Yesterday. And the day before that, and that one, maybe 5 times last week...

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

he started to say he had no age limit and stopped himself... im pretty sure he raped some of the babies that were murdered on his behalf.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I think we all know better than to believe anything he says. If he says it's 12, it's probably 6.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

Why would Republicans be interested in her? She is clearly over 14!

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She really should have one tit exposed, as that's the traditional symbol of liberty. It was changed by prudes.

...also, the torch is for burning it all down when governments get too controlling. It's the torch of revolution.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That tracks with the people I know who aggressively pursue liberty. Those of us with tits average about 1 out.

Shit now I kinda want to put up a statue of a French anarchist…

[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Absolutely believable

And France will pay for it!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They would also add a giant Jesus cross hanging around her neck. So that the Bible thumping right won’t object against the change.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't give those fuckheads any ideas

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A peeling copper face undergoing some strange chemical reaction could be a fun symbol for the Trump years. I say go for it.

[–] halfdome@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am worried the paint will peel of after he painted it #reflectingpool blue

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be really embarrassing if the whole statue changed colors after it was installed

[–] halfdome@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cojo5@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

would be super cool to see a time lapse of patina forming on the statue of liberty

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"That statue has vitilago...!"

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Don't give them any idea

[–] Piege@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thats what the poster would show, they'd start teardown and find some ridonculous way to fail at the construction phase.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Trump would probably hire a plastic surgeon to lead the “renovations”

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These comments, lol. He’d have the face made to look like his own face.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

would he still give it huge boobs and lipstick?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean if we were in a postscarcity society and could afford to waste the money on defacing cherished art and international treasures, I'd get my face, a fuller beard (I've got this one patch that won't grow), a huge rack and a tail like a man o war

Also I'd have laser eyes and be riding a pony in this fantasy. Me not the statue

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Love that Mar-a-Lago face. /s

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, put her in drag to show how much the US loves drag queens.... Right? Yeah.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is it still called drag if ladies wear it?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, drag is just a very exaggerated fashion often expressing hyperfemininity (drag queen) or hypermasculinity (drag king), or sometimes just artistic exaggerated styles of any kind. The gender neutral term for people who participate is drag artists.

Anyone of any sex or gender can wear any kind of drag and call themselves any of the above.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's contested. Some prefer the term bio queen/king, but others just call it drag

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bio king/queen is pretty controversial now as it's considered transphobic.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

HAHAHA not the gold!

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Where's the picture of the "give us your poor, your huddled masses" speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great Cheeto McDonald is?

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

the american dream?

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

She's green?! Bring me the heat of Algae‐tifa!

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