How do tankies wrestle
Naked
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2026
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Capitalism truly does breed innovation
Communism never could have conceived Judy Hopps
Please, president Xi, my people need access to this fursuit technology.
It will be impossible to win a war against an army outfitted by furries
Have you considered the possibility that Judy Hopps didn't want to concieve in the first place?
Judy hopps anti-natalist confirmed
Is this why there are nazi furries?
No, it's because Lola got debooba'd after the woke mob came
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Lola from Space Jam: if you remember the first one, you had a f***ing brilliant childhood, if you're only just discovering this character in the second part, you're living in a dictatorship of political correctness. "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" probably wouldn't fly today either. Ugh...
Space jam this space jam that. Why do we pretend it holds a candle to Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The sheer audacity for people to claim that Lola Bunny is even in the same ballpark as Jessica Rabbit.
despite the name, jessica rabbit doesn't appeal to furries
maybe she's a rabbit wearing a humansuit?
There's plenty of furries that are still attracted to people, it's just another mammal with banging double Ds.
Do you honestly think furries aren't attracted to humans? Seriously?
i think that if someone hasn't heard of a character called jessica rabbit they would expect her to have animal parts
Famous documentary about the GM Streetcar Conspiracy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Soviets could have never conceived of flat Newman. Sad.
Honestly even Air Bud would have probably been impossible for the Soviets, especially after Stalin who tankies love. Only capitalism can produce basketball comedies.
My point exactly. The US developed Space Jam before the Soviets had produced a single looney tunes character.
If the Soviets had made Space Jam, it meant they were badly attempting comedy. If they didn't make Space Jam, it proved a lack of imagination inherent in the system. 
Fuck that hits hard
I told you we won the Space Race
Re-watching Space Jam would probably put your mind at ease
We'll just have to make the Soviet Union again and see if it gets made next time I guess
How do they reconcile that Space Jam occured twice, first as farce (1996) and then as tragedy (2021)? What does Marx say about that, huh?
If only Arvydas Sabonis hadn’t been injured . . .
Every time I'm welcomed to the slam I get concussjammed
What's up docs say I have blam jamage
The soviet's basically invented cinema so all good films owe their existence to the Soviet Union
Cinema is just sequenced photographs. That isn't impressive. The US invented basketball comedy as a genre because it has freedom of speech. Tankies can't accept this, lest their precious North Korea never achieve a domestic basketball comedy.
Ambassador Rodman needs to get on that
Tarkovsky pitched Space Jam to the film board but it was rejected. Many people think Tarkovsky left the USSR because of Nostalghia, but it was actually over Space Jam.
i don't wrestle, i ball 