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[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago

to startle them, start sentences with

In the late 20th century we used to...

[–] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 7 points 8 hours ago

I should work on my forearms.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

my daughter casually called the 90s the "late 1900s".

We're cooked

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

she's not wrong, you fossil.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY...

[–] MTB@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait til she figures out it was also the last millennium.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

The millennium with the falcon.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I was born in the late 90s and do this occasionally. It sounds cool and makes the right people squirm.

[–] zz31da@piefed.social 2 points 9 hours ago

Way back before the turn of the century

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

By the end of the last century...

The bad thing is that this is becoming less funny to say, because it's becoming actually a long time ago.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Tell me about it. Im officially out of my mid twenties and scared

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[–] chocrates@piefed.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Are you back Violet?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 12 hours ago (12 children)

1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is your fursona a dinosaur?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 37 minutes ago

my fursona is an anubian jackal named anuwubis. uwu.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨

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[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.

Many Bass was slapped.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 10 points 12 hours ago

The second COD was released in 2005 so that males sense.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago

I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I find these memes funny. Because one day you'll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 39 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

1970s ain't got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you have grandchildren to play with?

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 17 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there is between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

you didn't even have domestic internet you protozoa

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 points 9 hours ago

Did you mean "we didn't"?

I'd say you got me on that one, but my hone's internet connection was so shite I basically didn't have it until the 2000s.

Besides you guys had ARPAnet, I'm sure you could make do with that haha

(Now we just need a Centennial to come in here and say we're both young for having had computers full stop)

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago
[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)

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