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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

1970s ain't got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there is between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you didn't even have domestic internet you protozoa

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you have grandchildren to play with?

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (4 children)

my daughter casually called the 90s the "late 1900s".

We're cooked

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I was born in the late 90s and do this occasionally. It sounds cool and makes the right people squirm.

[–] zz31da@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Way back before the turn of the century

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[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY...

[–] MTB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait til she figures out it was also the last millennium.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The millennium with the falcon.

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[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

she's not wrong, you fossil.

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[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have my angry upvote. After I've shaken the dust out of my joints.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)

My 1970's born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been...interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Can't imagine such a low stress life that greys didn't come in till 40s, I'm over here with greys in my late 20s....

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[–] KernelTale@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is it to look at kids growing up to 30 year old adults?

[–] tomato666@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don't have to see them grow old.

I'm from the 60's and my eldest just turned twenty.

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you make money? Thats wild. I love the 21st century

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

i work full time in IT yeah, pole dancing in VR costs me money, zero revenue from this hobby

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dang, you should drop a buymeacoffee link or something on your next session. Full body tracking is not cheap xD

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

aha i'll consider it when I'm better at it, but i just started my tiktok doing that, so maybe there's potential! ^^

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh, ive always loved the idea of pole dancing or burlesque but am a v anxious bean. VRC might be the buffer i need. Now i just need a pole and full body tracking lmao

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

it's quite mesmerizing to see people fling around like gravity doesn't exist! I would never have thought this was something for me, but there is someone with a big big heart giving away his time and skill for free lessons twice a week.

i've been stoked from the moment i saw him and his students move like that, 7 days later there was a pole in my playspace, and i've been doing it for three months months now.

The opportunities to learn things in VRChat are incredible, so many avenues to get better at something: languages, singing, yoga, dancing, chess, photography... and then all the skills needed to make your avatar come to life the way you want with Blender, Substance 3D Painter, Unity Editor, VRCFury...

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find these memes funny. Because one day you'll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 13 points 1 month ago

Are you back Violet?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Same year! High five!

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

to startle them, start sentences with

In the late 20th century we used to...

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.

[–] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The second COD was released in 2005 so that makes sense.

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.

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[–] NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

I should work on my forearms.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 1 month ago

I now have 'robot vs dinosaur' by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm almost old enough to be an 18 year old's dad, and it's a strange feeling.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (6 children)

it's crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i'm a Feb 2008 baby). that's so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don't see them as old😭

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 1 month ago

I'm old enough to have a grandchild that's 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌

Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.

As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Somehow, I don't think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Jealousy is real

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[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)

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