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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 2 points 9 hours ago

All hail Emperor Buffett

[–] Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago

FloReachAroundia!

[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine you're getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you're sailing towards Florida.

[–] groet@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida ....

The horror

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 16 hours ago

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 12 points 22 hours ago

Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I'm gonna kick your ass

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 19 hours ago

"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 21 hours ago

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 1 points 13 hours ago

Ah the ol Alabama squeezin'

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

It was all Florida all along...

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

Flouroboros

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Gulf of long Florida.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...