Bodies of water the US has decayed for too much to exert control over:
- Strait of Hormuz
- pool in their own backyard
this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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~~pool~~ ~~strait~~ pool is closed.
sometimes i want to rehearse being an insufferable crank, just so i could drive people like this even more nuts.
"it's green because god did it to give us a sign."
"he did it to show us he's mad at us for worshipping trump, a known pedophile."
"read your bible, it's all in there."
AMERICANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID GOD DAMN
Said they should fill it with resin instead, but does anyone listen to me? No.
The real baller move would be filling it with mercury of course.
I've been shitting and pissing in pools since before I could walk.
Like a Japanese swordsmith who has folded his katana 10000 times, I have shit in every public pool around me. The Olympic pool, the bubble bath, the kiddie pool, under water, over water, from the diving boards.
My anus is fully prepared for this moment. Come at me
i fear not the man who has shit in 1000 pools, but the man who has shit in one pool 1000 times
while you were out partying, i was shitting and farting in public spaces
You merely adopted the shart
I was born in it
Molded by it
The pool is being infiltrated by Algae. Do you see it? Al Gae. The Gays!
I KNEW IT!
well sorry turning the frogs gay can come with some side effects 
Prestildant trumnpm you must resign your water is green
the stagnant water in my backyard suburban manmade pond is green and smells like shit. does anyone want to have a little swim with me?
I SALUTE OUR ANTIFA OPERATIVES ACROSS THE GLOBE 
President Trunt as a God fearing American I am praying for you to please remove the woke liberal microbes from our stagnant pool of doodoo
What are the odds that the chlorine budget for shit like this was cut by DOGE because he read there was a pool chlorine budget and immediately went with his first thought "oh they're spending a hundred thousand dollars for pool chlorine? These government employees have their own pool? Cut it, it will be epic"
Christ, $14 million for this instead of feeding kids or housing people
presinald trunt shits his pants the woke left did this
Trans person is actually short for
"Transporter has locked on to the president's pants, standing by to beam shit directly into them" -person
I would love a conspiracy theory that someone had invented a transporter and was using it to make Trump seem as if he's shitting himself.
What's bullshit, Mr Trump? That you're having a paranoid episode triggered by acute neurochemical trauma? Or that you're really the hypercontinent president of the United States of America, who's the victim of an international conspiracy to make him think he's a poopoo pissbaby having an accident in his nappy?
throws shock into pool once
And that will solve it once and for all! $14M please.
Pool voll Kacke, trotzdem da
Algenblüte Antifa
Poo poo pee pee motherfucka.
Those people are trying their hardest to pump those brain juices through. Its very viscous for them.
Antifa Super Soldiers
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Reflecting pool, huh? Indeed, it's a total mystery why Donnie sees shit and piss every time he looks into it... /s
Pooping for peace.