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I've been shitting and pissing in pools since before I could walk.
Like a Japanese swordsmith who has folded his katana 10000 times, I have shit in every public pool around me. The Olympic pool, the bubble bath, the kiddie pool, under water, over water, from the diving boards.
My anus is fully prepared for this moment. Come at me
i fear not the man who has shit in 1000 pools, but the man who has shit in one pool 1000 times
while you were out partying, i was shitting and farting in public spaces
You merely adopted the shart
I was born in it
Molded by it