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this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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What have you done.
I broke the system.
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Why do i think hes about to call me a foolish ed-boy?
He's is the son of a shepherd
Nice but those are some kitten-sized cows
Oh, that's just Johann, the friendly giant. Don't mind him. He thinks he's a cow.
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You dropped something: β
The hoomans think we have no weapons, hah
I also want time away from doom scrolling and, well, the world right now. It's so depressing. But at the same time. I need to fight boredom so continue scrolling it is -.-
welcome back horny lady :)
fingers crossed i don't get bullied off the platform again for no reason at allπ
Please continue the hornyposting. I don't care why you do it, but it's funny, and that's all I care about.
I don't think that'll happen but I try to drink a teaspoon of cement every day and just have to remember: there will be upvotes, there will be downvotes, at the end of the day, life will go on
βEmpty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. You put water into a cup; it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.β β Bruce Lee
that's the meaning of this postπββοΈ
What, really?
Yeah youd did post soms horny stuff, from a womens perspective which was kinda entertaining and unique, but absolutely not deserving of bulling or any harassment.
Hopefully it goes better this time around. Stay strong.
Oh no. I saw some people were quite vocal about how they didnt care for your posts but I think a lot of people liked them, they just didn't say anything (me included).
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yeah I've had the same experience before. Since I mainly post to !onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone I just copy paste the rule to block people instead of replying negatively and they usually shut up π
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its a matter of perspective man
The cat's just a lot closer
im more worried about how intense that elephant is starring into that cats anus.
the cat finally found its audience
I know we shouldn't, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.
I smell a great new ~~scam~~ business opportunity...!
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I'll be honest, i'm curious if you're still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much
hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they werenβt Vietnamese, lol. I actually didnβt even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.
I do have a new man now, though, and letβs just say Iβm currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.π«£
Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I'm really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i'm from there's not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that's compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.
finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, Iβm not looking for anything serious right now, Iβve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.
But don't forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.
The elephant is as tiny as cat.
Cute.
gotta take breaks from time to time
You're not real, man.
Why you always be making new accounts tho?
Because they keep getting banned for posting like a thirsty middle-schooler.
I don't think they were outright banned but they had a lot of mod actions on them the last time they were on here from dragging their dramas out into various communities.
At this point they should probably just be banned on sight for ban evasion but I get the feeling that this place is so starved for activity(especially perceived activity from a woman who will agree with whatever most of the men on here say although I think she's just a bad actor) that it'll just be ignored.
Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas...
- https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
- https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas
Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day π
And you'd still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.
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Idea of a cat sized elephant is much more comforting than vice versa. That would be scary as hell.
German children's television
Sie Maus is basically the German BlΓ₯haj
Looking at those eyes, I think your Maus has been helping himself to your weed stash.
The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer...
Why is nobody talking about the elephant staring into the cat's derriere? π½
It isn't by choice. The cat forced the position
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