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Sorry, what does that mean? I don't speak Californian.

Just remove the extra washer piece from the shower head

to save water for everyone, avoid baths and take showers.

I'll shower instead, but fuck anyone that wants me to save water for them

WHARRGARBL

They have a thing I think is called a water mixing valve. You crank your tank way up. The valve mixes cold and super hot water to what would be normal hot water. This makes the hot water tank last a lot longer. We have one, and both kids can take showers/baths at the same time. And I can shower after and still have hot water. The overall flow and pressure of course is still not enough to run more than two shower heads at the same time without noticing. But that's a different issue.

All this water wasted on your shower could be used to generate a spam email or an image of jesus made of shrimp. Before you waste this much water water, think of what's important in the world, Sam Altman's net worth.

Hey, did you know you can turn around? its like walking without going anywhere just rotating yourself.

Make sure you rotate around the vertical axis, and practice on soft ground before trying it in a wet hard surface like a shower.

Yes like being drowned. And I don't want to get my hair wet every time I shower! Stayed w my brother, he had an overhead shower like that and I thought my hair would mildew, it was always wet.

Ugh yeah trendy hotels are into these rain water things and it’s just annoying. I’d be more into this pressure washer though.

~~You're not wrong, but~~ it's worth pointing out how most of that water is wasted before some genius chimes in to remind us that we eat food.

You can't imagine getting an area clean without a detachable head? We use soap and scrub while under the shower head.

This is an oddly specific misconception. Where do you get that idea? It's fairly standard here for showers to have either a detachable head or separate wand. Cheap hotels and rentals might have shitty showerheads, but that's definitely not specific to the US.

...You can't raise your arms or bend over slightly? Even a garbage motel shower can hit all my bits. Plus we have soap and washcloths here, or loofahs or those plastic poof things if that's more your style. If you're relying on water pressure rather than the surfactant properties of soap I suggest you get off your hygienic high-horse.

The first handheld, detachable shower head was patented in the United States in 1889 by inventor Lucian L. Waterman.

I find this interesting because everyone I know with the ability to change it has those. I would too if my apartment let me change the damn shower head.

Cuz like... If you ended up in a house with this monstrosity, it looks like you'd have to remodel the entire shower since it doesn't have normal shower heads.

Soap and washcloth

You don't scrub?

We got one of these a few years ago and boy, is it a game changer. Highly recommend to anyone.

The Man’s * episodes are funny as hell.

Man’s kitchen: “The microwave has three settings; Low, Medium, and Split your own atoms. Don’t look directly at the potato!”