Dude look like he gon' pickafew then go into the Matrix.
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Ah yes the phallus palace
This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn't ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.
It almost looks like you’d expect the walls to start closing like one of those spiked wall traps.
But instead of impaling you they just sort of... Squish up against you. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel bad. In fact, you're starting to kinda like it...
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Womb Raiders
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Well... I don't know about the rest of you guys but I've just uncovered a new fantasy
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The penis corridor
today i learned i comprehend spanish
Cockridor
I'm sorry, but it's obviously corridong
Mushroom farming management: keep them in the dark and feed them shit
uhm ... u wanna run for president next?
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I still don't exactly understand what the fuck mushrooms are.
Understandable, they're neither animals nor plants, and at least to me, that's really weird. Pretty much everything large enough to see fits into those categories, and it just feels like fungi should be plants as well.
I just googled a bit about this topic and learned algae is also not a plant. But it's green! 
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mushrooms are just eucaryotic species that never bothered to develop legs or brains (and also no photosynthesis) . if they want to go somewhere, they either grow a thin wire to get there or throw a million spores into the air and hope that one lands where it should be going to.
Fun fact, it's very likely that without mushrooms land animals wouldn't exist. More controversially it's possible that without mushrooms no creatures with higher order thinking like human variants could exist.
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Do NOT fondle the wall of dongs.
... at least not without first asking the fungal gestalt consciousness for consent first.
Ok, also, someone needs to overlay this with the green screened, joe pesci 'what the fuck is this piece of shit?' shot/reverese shot thing.
This, but not shit tier quality:
you'd need a second background image but yeah
... maybe use a shot of the infinite hallway of literal 'backdoors' from the 2nd/3rd matrix movies, i think that would work, just color grade it a bit.
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I just hope they don’t start squirting.
dongs
They aren't gonna suck themselves.
Having grown Oysters, and Shiitakes before wondering why these are all growing towards the floor... typical mushrooms I'm aware of still orient towards a light source despite not needing it for food just to ensure their spores are spread properly....
Were they flipped? Does the green floor have something to do with it? Is it fake?
Could it be good ole gravity? Growing too far out from the wall to support their own weight properly?
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The presidential micro penis wall, now at 40X zoom for all your viewing pleasures. The registry starts after WW3 during the dictatorship of the one pedo called orange. Today in 5673 we can only thank our ancestors for our very large penises. After only a few thousand T presidential specimens a new family took over such that today we have advanced cellphone technology! We have even developed "thecar"!
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You arr going to the penis wall
this is gonna cause massive allergies
i hope it's at least somewhat ventilated otherwise i'd recommend immediately getting an adrenaline syringe or you won't be able to breathe for the next 3 weeks
This does not look like an amateur operation where something as essential as ventilation would be overlooked.
These mushrooms aren't black mold or some other toxic variation. While its not really healthy to be in these rooms for too long, its not that different from a really dusty area like a sawmill.
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