Pah, dudes give better hand jobs anyway π
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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And y'know what? He's absolutely great at them, and I deeply appreciate him.
And I must admit I love that dude.
Dude, you're supposed to hate yourself, you're the same gender as yourself, so loving that person is gay!
Uhh no, I'm just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.
Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.
I also donβt have sex with this guyβs wife
Iβm asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and itβs great. Neither of us have to do things we donβt want to.
Not even taxes?
Don't kink shame
What is wrong with genuine affection? The least of us are that lucky. Sex you can have with everyone and get it everywhere. You can even buy it, if you want. But love and affection is a rare commodity you can't enforce or buy or....
Depends if she let's him get it elsewhere? You are stuck in a dilemma of being involuntary celibate for life, in return for love.
So oof.
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If it helps I didn't marry an asexual woman and I still get none.
Sucks to be me, plus a kid!
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Your username is amazing btw
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Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
Ben Affleck has entered the chat.
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
This is objectively transphobe
Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it π«‘
This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.
Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
Yeah, but he's sooo good at it.
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