This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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And I must admit I love that dude.
Uhh no, I'm just jerking a tgirl off and getting jerked by a tgirl.
Not my gf, but eh, still good.
I feel like the extension of this kind of logic would be that fucking your identical twin is actually just masturbation.
Thank you off-brand skeletor!
Wrong. My hand doubles as Jennifer Lopez. She likes tacos and burritos.
while thinking about ...
He's ugly but he's cheap.
Inverse if you are a girl, everytime you masterbate you're getting fingered by a girl
me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎
Yeah, but he's sooo good at it.
& it doesn't cost me one single penny 😅
Awfully cisnormative for a Pride post
Yeah, not everyone can afford to just buy a Thai girl to take care of that.
And y'know what? He's absolutely great at them, and I deeply appreciate him.
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What if I'm nonbinary, tho?
Inside you are two wolves.
Both of them are gay.
What if your hand isn't?
There's wood in them their hands!
Nah my hand just identifies as a women during it 🫡
Oh good, a trans erasure post in pride month, excellent.
Maybe I'm dense, but what does this post have to do with trans people, or (I presume) minimizing their issues?
Honestly, fill me in here
If a trans woman is jerking off, she’s getting jerked off by a woman.
Fair, but I don't think that's the intent of the meme I found.
Clearly it’s not.
If I had to guess at the intent of the meme, it would be “for the lulz”.
Fine. I fucked up and married an asexual woman because she was the first person to ever show me genuine affection and I royally fucked up.
Sucks to be me! No kids, at least.
I also don’t have sex with this guy’s wife
Dont worry, as parents you wouldn't (want) to see action either. You get up, handle your offspring, go to work, gethome to just handle the offspring again. Depending if they had mid-day sleep you may be allowed to do chores starting 19-23pm. Actually working is more relaxing than being 100% of the time on adrenaline because your toddler tries to hurt themselves all the time. You just lack energy for romance. Trying for a second is a chore.
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He knows me better
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