What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
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I think it was for stalking:
Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers” 14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.
Edit: FAKE, as found below.
Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn't cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it's fortunately just satire. No actual news organizations have covered this, there are no court records, and the most you'll find are random content mills regurgitating Facebook memes.
(Edit: But it is surprisingly creative.)
(Edit 2: And 1847 lemons over 241 days implies 7.5 lemons daily within the fiction of the meme.)
Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:
26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA'S FIRST-EVER 'AGGRESSIVE CAROLING' CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY 'LAST CHRISTMAS' — FOR 14 NIGHTS
I've heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable
She sounds like a real go-getter!
If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That's no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it'd take.
If you're looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don't give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.
You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money.
Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they'd just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.
I was willing to give this the slightest bit of naïve credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.
It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)
Hello, I'd like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option.
She would be eaten alive in service fees, fees for not hitting the minimal spending threshold, tip, etc.
In fact, I just tried and one 89c lemon came out to $12.80
The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn't make sense for any courier or delivery service
11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!
Coincidence? I think so!
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Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!
Can confirm:
DELIVERY MANIFEST
+---------------+
| QTY | ITEM |
+---------------+
| 1 | LEMON |
+---------------+
I see you know your judo well.
I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time.
They have an app for that!
When life gives you lemons, arrest life.
Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.
Someone's still sour about it!
Can anyone find a legitimate source for this?
Everything I can find all points back to a Facebook posting on a page called "Memezar," which doesn't cite any sources or contain any details that would help in a search.
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I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1800+ times.
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How many lemons can I door dash someone before it becomes a crime? 🤔
Sounds like 1,846
When ex-wife sends you lemons...
I can fix her
Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
Literally what is the crime, though?
Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?
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When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons.
That's like $3600, minimum
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
I did a conservative estimate based on Doordash's lowest at $1.99
This is fake news
I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”
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