Unstoppable_Flop

joined 4 days ago
[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

A lake of lager! A mere of mead! A pond of pop! Enough beer to put a boat on!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Look what you made me do!!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 hours ago

Finally! A new angle!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 hours ago

The newest numbers are yuge, the best numbers everyone says so, it's incredible, it's all because of me, because I'm incredible, and if it's not then it's Bidens fault, but I'm amazing and Biden isn't, thank you for paying attention to me

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Reddit has become ridiculous with the auto-ban-hammer lately. I was a loyal daily user for 10+ years, deleted my account and now any time I attempt to make a new account it's banned within 24h. I've appealed, I've tried everything I'm guessing I'm gonna have to wait until I get a new phone and make an entire new email and set of accounts, easier to find a new outlet for my comedy.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Go suck an egg!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

But what if there's not a Wendy's in my town?

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

They love their symbolism. He's here to destroy America.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

Our first AI president

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Neither did WOW ones, every time I'd complete an impossible task and get my reward they'd nerf it and start giving it away the next week

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 hours ago

AHHH! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! I'M TOO LOW LEVEL TO DIE!! sorry ptsd kicked in there

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