These two really need to just kiss already.
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I feel like Fuentes is probably out of the Rat King's league. He seems to have at least heard of a toothbrush, and Ashley St. Clair claims that he's much better read than most online fascists (which tracks with what I've seen of him, he's at least aware of history and politics even if his conclusions are batshit).
Of the two people on earth that shouldn't be judging others on their looks, I would wager asmongold and Fuentes would be in the top 5. They look like walking herpes outbreaks.
asmongold yeah but fuentes' attractiveness is only bogged down by his personality/politics and that stupid haircut. fix those problems and he's chained to my radiator.
You should probably chain him to your radiator anyways.
Maybe to one in the car instead of the one in the house.
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Gotta have a gag tho cause that voice is grating
Yeah, like I agree with what the other guy was saying but objectively Fuentes would be a completely average unremarkable background person if he wasn't cosplaying hitler
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This isn't me being gay, it's science
It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.
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that is the most offhand justification for being gay ever
But still a valid justification for being gay. And I'd hazard it's a requirement that you find men far more attractive than women. Because if you don't, then you are merely Bi, (and might have the best of all worlds-- we need more science on that I think).
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Are we going to completely ignore the fact that male birds are prettied up SPECIFICALLY TO IMPRESS THEIR LADY COUNTERPARTS? Holy mother of fuck
Like biologically these critters by and large are programmed to behave in “please like me and have babies” ways. If these dorks are going to make those comparisons they’d better start building impressive houses and wearing pretty clothes to make women happy.
and the fact that female birds need to have that bland colouring as camouflage since they incubate the eggs
No you see they uhh do that to... checks notes get 'mogged'.
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If you polled 100 bi people, I’d be surprised if you got fewer than 90 who said that they find women more attractive on average.
I'm an outlier; I realized that the more androgynous someone is, the hotter they are. If I can't tell what you are, I'm turned on.
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For me, its true that women are more attractive on average, but if i find a good looking guy, i like them more.
I like guys, its just that most of them are not particulatly attractive.
I'm not gay but the man i sleep with is.
Studies have shown that at least half of all homosexual are gay.
Men and women. Males and females. Girls and boys. People are obsessed with gender to the point they forget we're all just human.
Last night I was watching these two chuds watch one of my favourite movies (Children of Men) and one of them, responding to Julianne Moore's character's behaviour said "Ah, I HATE women like that!" and it genuinely caused my brain to skip a beat. There was nothing about the character's actions that was specific to female behaviour. I don't understand why he couldn't have said "I hate PEOPLE like that."
I am an aspiring writer. I did a beta reader swap with one of my colleagues who just like me would like to be a sci-fi author. He was desperate to know how I was "so good" at writing women. Dude, lol, it's not hard. Literally all you have to do to avoid all the men-writing-women pitfalls is remember that women are human beings first and women second, with all the same desires, hopes and fears as men.
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These guys are so gay and so closeted they don’t even know it themselves.
Wait, are these not out gay guys circlejerking for lols?
They are prominent right wing political influencers. So, in a sense, yes but they’re doing it with zero self awareness.
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Individuals are beautiful or ugly based on what an individual likes/dislikes. Not an entire gender. And no one has ever needed makeup, that is a choice, not a requirement. Putting makeup on someone you find repulsive will not make them acceptable, how stupid these people are.
"I'm not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men.. Its just science!"
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Women need makeup?
I think the reality is that women like make up mixed with gendered expectations. I think there's a difference.
Besides, listen, if you think men are better looking than women you might be gay and that's actually ok. It's sad that these guys are so homophobic that they can't grapple with their own feelings lol.
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The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.
Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.
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So stupid. Arguing from a patriarchal society's beauty standards and not even noticing.
Just come out the closet guys, but make sure to make it a stream goal first 🤣🤣🤣
"Peak aesthetic form" lol
There are more statues of men because most statues were made of historical figures and most historical figures were men, due to gender roles and suppression of women
Statues made by artist choice are overwhelmingly of women. Statues commissioned by the subject themselves are overwhelmingly of men...
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"no homo, but I like dudes"
No one cares what you two ugly clowns think... Just shut up and piss off already.
One lives in his basement and never showers and the other has all gay friends whom are nazies thru and thru.
These two deserve each other, fucking losers.
I stopped paying attention to Asmongoloid years ago. He was funny when he was losing his shit over WOW, but his takes on politics are fucking idiotic. He just says whatever he thinks will get the most clicks.
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Incel losers clearly have attractiveness that is off the charts and too intimidating for anybody male or female to deal with. It's so bad they can't even fuck each other, because of the sheer levels of attractiveness involved.
The male peacock is the gayest bird with all those fancy feathers.
Coming from the beady-eyed trash rodent, that means nothing anyway.
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