this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
484 points (99.4% liked)

Science Memes

20257 readers
425 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47074737

Spotted in the wild:

Paper from JABDE:

Credit goes to u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan for the original post

https://jabde.com/

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

Based

Keep it up

[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qaz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Knowing about the world doping agency's investigation makes it even better

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do I either replicate this or donate AI slop "papers"?

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if they accept AI slop, but if you want to write a satirical paper you can send it with the information from their contact page

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

Thanks for the new hobby!

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 29 points 1 day ago

This is the kind of first world anarchism I want to see lol

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

some poor company's AI

Fuck you, those bastards have billions of dollars and zero ethics. Let them eat a great big bucket of salt.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Random philosophical question - If Sam Altman is billions in debt, is he richer, or poorer than us? I know it's a silly, mostly rhetorical question, but for whatever reason my brain found the idea interesting

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 16 hours ago

I know he's a bigger asshole than most of us.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

When you owe hundreds of dollars you have a problem.

When you owe millions of dollars your creditors have a problem.

When you owe billions of dollars, society has a problem.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 41 points 1 day ago

Elementary, my dear Watson.

If he faces the consequences for his actions, he is poor. If he has people to do that for him, he is rich.

Wealth is measured in power and sway in capitalist society, not cash. If you can write a check to a lobbyist to get them to change a bill for you that you never voted on or participated in congress to enact, you are rich.

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Does he live like he's in debt?

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

his relationship to capital makes him a different class and therefore able to exploit the working class. bottom line is, if he’s cash poor it doesn’t matter; he’s a piece of trash.

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Well, it would be his company in debt and not him

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago

Spread the joy. Spread the good work 🤙

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I can't find much information on B. McGraw — does anyone have more information on them? I think it would be interesting to look at what else they've done.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey I got beef with them. They rejected one of my nonsubmissions

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

You must SUBMIT!!!

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I have found that AI acts almost exactly like my text predictor in my chats, not very well.

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago

I mean... LLM is literally that. There is a reason why it's called AI among marketing buffs, not among serious researchers or at the IT-specialized universities.

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let's see which one makes more sense.

This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.

[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hope you called an Uber, don't stroke and drive.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›