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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47074737
Spotted in the wild:
Paper from JABDE:
Credit goes to u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan for the original post
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this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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some poor company's AI
Fuck you, those bastards have billions of dollars and zero ethics. Let them eat a great big bucket of salt.
Random philosophical question - If Sam Altman is billions in debt, is he richer, or poorer than us? I know it's a silly, mostly rhetorical question, but for whatever reason my brain found the idea interesting
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If he faces the consequences for his actions, he is poor. If he has people to do that for him, he is rich.
Wealth is measured in power and sway in capitalist society, not cash. If you can write a check to a lobbyist to get them to change a bill for you that you never voted on or participated in congress to enact, you are rich.
When you owe hundreds of dollars you have a problem.
When you owe millions of dollars your creditors have a problem.
When you owe billions of dollars, society has a problem.
Well, it would be his company in debt and not him
his relationship to capital makes him a different class and therefore able to exploit the working class. bottom line is, if heβs cash poor it doesnβt matter; heβs a piece of trash.
Does he live like he's in debt?
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Cool they got an archive for the journal of immaterial science
Hey I got beef with them. They rejected one of my nonsubmissions
I have found that AI acts almost exactly like my text predictor in my chats, not very well.
Well, it's just a spicy stochastic autocomplete, so that tracks.
This comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let's see which one makes more sense.
This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.
Hope you called an Uber, don't stroke and drive.
But what if I can have a stroke with my left hand while steering with the right one?
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I mean... LLM is literally that. There is a reason why it's called AI among marketing buffs, not among serious researchers or at the IT-specialized universities.
The AI I've used is worse than that LMAO
This is the kind of first world anarchism I want to see lol
How do I either replicate this or donate AI slop "papers"?
I'm not sure if they accept AI slop, but if you want to write a satirical paper you can send it with the information from their contact page
Thanks for the new hobby!
Knowing about the world doping agency's investigation makes it even better
βPenisgateβ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
I mean, it does identify it as being in-universe, not irl.
But wouldn't it just be wrong about the Star Wars lore instead? Either way, it's not correct lol
It isn't true in universe because the person chooses whether to pursue the light side or dark side. The fact that it references a joke site as evidence of something in universe is yet another example of LLM slop.
They have fixed it already to note it is a parody site, but that is again another example of the whack-a-mole approach to manually correcting the output when the scraping process doesn't differentiate between factual and completely fictional information.
The JABDE? They missed an opportunity there. Should've named it the Journal of Astrobiological Big Bio Assays.
Why would anyone downvote this post? It's fucking hilarious. I hope this takes off more
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Based
Keep it up
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