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[–] webkitten@piefed.social 23 points 2 days ago

"Hey guys my new mint plant is growing well in the ground"

"That's cool I use arch btw"

[–] mimic_kry@sh.itjust.works 87 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I have no idea what I'm doing

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I don't understand why people act like having a lawn of mint is worse than grass. Seems like it requires less maintenance.

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Grass lawns started off as a way for pretentious rich people to flaunt how much of their land they could waste on nothing important, so it’s really not worse at all. Just another dumb trend that caught on.

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well they're not dead so you're already doing better than me.

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 104 points 3 days ago (34 children)

Haha! That's such a stupid thing to do. That's why I've only planted a blackberry in my garden.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 3 days ago (6 children)

fun fact: if you plant oragano next to mint, it will take on a minty flavor.

the tomato mozarella salad I made was... interesting

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 54 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Explain yourself right this instant young man!

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 76 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Unless all you want to harvest is mint, it's not a good idea to plant mint in the ground. It takes over the whole field.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wow this grows really well!

Okay, I’m going to trim this back now.

How the hell did the mint get over there

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 49 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I was promised this when I planted mint in ground at my old house, and sure enough, the mint took hold. Alas, my insatiable appetite for mojitos was too much demand for the mint to sustain and I eradiacted it through overharvesting.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have also experienced this tragedy. But not before discovering that a little catnip gives mojitos a nice flavor

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

would be the best smelling field tho

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[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a patch of raspberries that's been slowly traveling around my house for the last ten years.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

You should make a pi

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I really don't know what you're all getting into a tizz about?! Grows just fine for me ;)

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'll plant it next to my invasive english ivy and see which one wins...

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Let me get in on this. The previous owner of my home planted Garlic. There’s no grass in that corner of my yard now. Just garlic. It escaped the garden bed.

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[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've got privit, onion weed, rust weed and bamboo all fighting it out in gladiatoral combat

And winners reward will be acid ans fire followed by a salting of the earth after which the soil will be evacuated to the clay level before it is dumped in my neighbours yard (where all of these fuckers came from

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

NGL, I'd rather have a lawn of mint than of grass.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I used to have that. Pretty sure our neighbor planted it to try and sabotage us because our yard was a mess. Fuck you Jerry. On the rare occasion that I'd mow, it smelled amazing

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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I have a mint plant in my house, in a pot, that I simply cannot seem keep alive. It has a single stem left that’s trying its hardest to die every moment. I’ve taken it as a personal challenge to nurse it back to health (I need an easy win these days)

Last time I mowed, I noticed a new weed in the yard, popping up all over; this one smelled different, pleasant even. Fuck me, I’ve got a yard full of mint that showed up on its own, I’m guessing to mock my black thumb.

[–] RamenDame@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If you bought a supermarket pot you need to separate it and put it into a bigger pot. Otherwise it will cannibalise itself.

In fairness, if I were made of mint, I would also cannibalise myself.

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oooohhh noooo, not mint!! How can I ever live with a yard of short, lush, green, plants that smell nice when I cut them, keep pests away, and give me an endless supply of ingredients for drinks and desserts? It's going to cover up all my regular grass that I can't do shit with and benefits no one!

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It’s going to cover up all my regular grass that I can’t do shit with and benefits no one!

If it only replaced regular grass, it would be fine. Problem is, it'll choke everything in its path, including parsley and roses aaand I hope you won't miss that chamomile patch, because it's now mint.

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 days ago (10 children)

So I'm. Gardener who doesn't know. What is it that i should know?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Mint is extremely hardy, isn’t picky about soil type, spreads quickly, strangles and overtakes whatever is growing with it, and reproduces from the roots. If mint ever goes into the ground, your entire yard will very quickly be overtaken by it even if you start ripping it out as soon as you see it. It’s basically an invasive weed that happens to taste good. Anyone who intends to grow it will keep it in above-ground pots instead. But even then, all it takes is a small sprig landing in the grass, and suddenly your entire lawn is starting to smell minty when you mow.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago

My grandma's garden got a mint infestation, and I simply rip some up and make fresh mint tea whenever I visit :)

It's really really, good

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[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago

I had a potted mint in my parents backyard years ago. It grew through the bottom of the pot and started to invade the flower bed. Since then, my parents have drowned the entire bed in weed killer, pulled up everything they could find by the roots, and then put down a tarp and bark chips. Every year, some more mint pops up through all that.

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not a gardener, but I've heard people say it grows like a weed and we should plant some on mars

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[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This bamboo grove is really taking off!

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[–] BierSoggyBeard@feddit.online 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

See also horseradish, amaranth, native sunflowers, and in my case, tomatoes.

Planted once, 10 yrs later still finding them in every nook and cranny of the neighborhood.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think most people would be happy with your luck with tomatoes

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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 24 points 3 days ago (8 children)

you guys make a lot of fuss about a plant that is tasty and you can eat.

I just wish Kudzu tasted half as fun.

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[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Tried planting mint for several years in a row - seeds, transplants, nursery plants (yes those exist). All died. Finland is a harsh place.

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Mint is succeptable to all sorts of fungal pathogens. Some pathogens like fusarium can remain in the soil for over 30 years as well.

BTW, experienced gardner here and I planted my mint in the ground. There comes a point where you no longer fear it and can control it.

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's why I planted mine in a plant box instead of into garden directly.

I used to have them in plant boxes on the balcony when we lived in a ghetto in a bigger city and the only reason they ended up eventually dying after a reign of Terror in every single plant box on my balcony for a couple years, was because I got depression and forgot to water them during a particularly toasty summer. We are talking three months on scorching heat and no water before they finally admitted defeat.

There is no plant I fear and respect more than mint.

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