this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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[–] orhtej2@eviltoast.org 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

This infograph is very compelling

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

He never misses

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Someone go post this in FuckCars

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago

So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 1 points 17 hours ago

Where are the bicycles and fire hydrants?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.

Lol. Grinded

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cremation uses more energy than you get from burning flesh, turns out a bag of mostly water doesn't actually burn very well.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 day ago

gotta jerk'em first, get those fluids out

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

That’s why you gotta let the fuel dry out in the sun first

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP

[–] binux@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

You got me, I'm actually Walt Disney's frozen head on a burner account

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Theres good eating on one of those drivers

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We're mostly water.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Now put them in a singularity