this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

They shrunk his nose, made him soft

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I almost missed Fox being edited in because they all look the same. michael-laugh

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"erm actually it's his father James McCloud."🤓☝️

nerd

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Oh shit, it's him. So he wasn't killed by Andross after all. He just wanted to live the boomer chud life.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

This is so fucking good oh my god i seriously lost my shit when my eyes like noticed the unnatural green on the videogame fox and my whole head turned, I’m going to post this more places

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

A researcher in Russia kept and selectively bred Star Foxes and within 9 generations he had created Wishbone the dog

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He's slowly turning into Slippy over multiple generations of inbreeding.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm just waiting for The Goonining that will happen if they give Crystal this same treatment.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

All part of Miyamoto's plan

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

The durection of development has been quite the opposite to a Hapsburg jaw

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago
[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Humans have engineered an astonishing variety of dogs with many different traits: brachycephaly, an extreme shortening of the snout, is a prime example of the visible effects of domestication on the canine skull.

“Domestication syndrome” includes whiter or brown patched fur, floppy ears, shorter muzzles, smaller teeth.

[–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Yeah, StarShiba doesn't quite have the same ring to it.