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[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 153 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ironic, make fun of ai with ai

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 89 points 1 week ago

and in twitter of all places

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 152 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

The formatting of this joke is divine

[–] errer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

At least they’re honest about it, one small step up I guess

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

"Yet you use AI to criticize AI. Curious!"

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Using AI to make a stick figure comic is peak laziness.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

When all you have is a shovel everything you make looks like dirt

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[–] python@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pennsylvania political rallies be like

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Disappointing?

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That roof-shovel guy looks like he’s up to something suspicious.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

He's heard of undermining and thinking outside the box

[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's actually a good analogy, where the shovel manufacturer is Nvidia/semicon industry

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[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Almost all billboards in the Silicon Valley area are for AI and related services, it really does look like selling shovels to shovel sellers.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IMO the Silicon Valley startups are the miners, and companies like Nvidia, Anthropic, and OpenAI are the shovel sellers. And from that perspective there aren't that many shovel sellers.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Goes further up the pike than that. The phrase is "in a gold rush, sell picks and shovels". The real shovel seller is NVIDIA, with their graphics chips.

Really, this is just an extension of the graphics chip boom crypto started. A lot of "mining" server farms transitioned smoothly into renting server time for AI training. It's always been the same bubble: overproduction of graphics cards.

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Ed Zitron has a recent post showing that NVIDIA is the only company making money in the AI gold rush.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I get your point, and mostly agree, but the companies developing closed models are sometimes selling data center services to the real miners - the SV startups that are building products with AI, who are burning a ton of money on tokens. The data centers are making a profit, and will mostly be fine when the bubble pops. So Nvidia is clearly a shovel seller, and SV startups are clearly miners, but the analogy starts to break down when you look at Google, MS, etc.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

A look at San Francisco billboards (“past month” plus “anytime“):

SF billboards via Google Images

SF billboards via Google Images - lots of AI and agents

[–] MoonlitSanguine@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nvidia sells shovels, the people that push AI are the miners.

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[–] modus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There's only one shovel in that slop. The rest are all just handles.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For real, here is a super shitty approximation of the same image. It took me roughly three minutes to make. And most of that was simply remembering how to get ProCreate to do the things I wanted it to do, because I don’t use it regularly:

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not sloppy enough. Needs more disembodied stick figures.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And the only one with a blade is, ironically, missing a handle.

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[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

And they didn't even give it the same handle to show any kind of continuity that might at least allude to all those handles being representative of a shovel... Love the meme making fun of AI has a "Made with AI" badge on it... wtf are we doing?

[–] username_1@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is the connection between San Francisco and shovels?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The California gold rush. This was an actual, legit thing where there were more people trying to score bigtime selling supplies to prospectors and miners than there were prospectors and miners trying to score bigtime with striking gold.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

California gold rush

That was 200 years ago, though... Is it still some viral local joke?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a metaphor being applied to AI companies. A major one in SF has ads literally saying "stop hiring humans."

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I didn't get this, thank you for the explanation

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's not a local joke, I wish it was a joke, it's a nugget of wisdom in tech world: when there is rush for gold, sell shovels.

The biggest example today is proliferation of LLM services. There are some uses, some success stories, but a lot of companies are selling services, use my tools bro, you'll save so much money bro, you'll vibe-code the next Uber bro...

A few years ago it was blockchains and NFTs. There is no proven use case but so many startups selling crypto wallets and NFT services to "help customers".

San Francisco is still relevant I guess, for being home to Silicon Valley and tons of tech companies.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

it’s a nugget of wisdom in the tech world

This phrase has been around for much longer than the tech sector has existed as an industry. Depending on how close you need the actual phrasing to be to the currently most conning wording of the idiom, it goes as far back as the 1890s and has been common parlance in investing, manufacturing, and even the practice of divorce law for a century.

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's an astute observation. I don't watch TV except for the playoffs and they have zero ads for AI, just for AI integration services.

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[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

During the "Gold Rush" era (Wild West 1800s), there were plenty of people descending onto California to try and make their fortunes by staking out land to mine and pan for gold.

However, the first millionaire wasn't anyone who got lucky staking out a mine. It was the largest store owner in the area selling all these prospective miners their shovels to dig with.

The "AI industry" has a lot of parallels here, but everyone wants to be the store owner, and hardly anyone has a genuine need for their tools.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago

Said first millionaire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Brannan

It's quite wild. He's also considered the first to publicize that there is a gold rush, much like these modern AI companies hype up their products to no end.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The actual store owner is nvidia and they make filthy money right now

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Boy, I can't wait to buy two 5090s so I can play Starfield and make that black guy white with postprocessing.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

"prospective"

You sly dog.

[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

And that image? Made with AI.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was in both cities very recently and Seattle is nowhere near the level of insanity that SF is at.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] tonytins@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

He needed AI to make a stick figure comic?

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