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[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago
[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Uhh, plant-based milks are not what you replace milk with for nutritional reasons. That's what seeds and greens are for.

Plant-based milks are what you replace dairy with for culinary reasons. And don't expect it to be the same, just find what's good in its own way.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 40 minutes ago* (last edited 39 minutes ago)

Gullible idiots popularizing plant milks is great for people with dairy allergies. Allergen-free foods mostly cost substantially more than the stuff they're replacing, so mass adoption lowers the prices and broadens availability. Additionally, different plant milks taste pretty different and you generally want to use different ones for different things. Fire example, coconut milk is tasty in desert recipes but not so much in mashed potatoes or sauces, whereas pea milk is great for those.

Source: my fiance is a chef with like 9 different food allergies, including dairy.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Oat milk is the creamiest dairy alternative for tea and coffee. It's pretty great but does have a strong flavour that might not be appreciated by people with a more complicated palate than me.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 7 points 7 hours ago

Thought this was violet for a sec

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Brgor@lemmy.zip 62 points 14 hours ago

Ok Homelander

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

No thanks, i prefer femboy milk

[–] dreamy@quokk.au 7 points 12 hours ago
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is that induced lactation or… ?

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

My nuclear family group chat is discussing gut health and diet. I am very tempted to post this in there.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

what's wrong with normal milk?

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

As a human, normal milk for me comes from human titties.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

And why has no one made cheese from human milk?

[–] Canajan@piefed.ca 5 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Have heard of people trying it several times, but unfortunately it doesn’t work for some reason.

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 hours ago

You can (or could?) get ice cream made from human milk (in NYC?), apparently, though.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

To make cow cheese they use calf stomach, or whatever rennet is.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

So to make human cheese you need..... baby stomach?

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

That part is often done artificially now.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 22 points 14 hours ago

Comes from cows not angels

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

most of the world is allergic to milk, also breeding and killing cows contributes to global warming and animal torture

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

most of the world is allergic to milk,

I'm going to need to see some sources to back up that claim.

Edit: this seems to say less than 0,5% of adult population is allergic to milk. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1939455122000229

Lactose intolerance is more common.

Experts estimate that about 68 percent of the world’s population has lactose malabsorption.1

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/health-information/digestive-diseases/lactose-intolerance/definition-facts

But that's far from allergy. Allergies are more severe than just bloating, diarrhea and gas.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I guess that's what they meant.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Has to be, only way it makes sense and would explain why i was surprised over it as I'm form EU and it's significantly less people are effected here.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Virtually all adult humans will develop some degree of lactose intolerance as they age. A lot of people just never connect the fact that they are getting more farty and bloated with dairy, so in cultures where dairy consumption is more culturally ingrained, mild to moderate lactose intolerance tends to be underreported.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 hours ago

I guess, you didn't claim otherwise, but just to point out that there's actually also a genetic change in cultures that have consumed dairy for longer:

In northern European countries, early adoption of dairy farming conferred a selective evolutionary advantage to individuals that could tolerate lactose. This led to higher frequencies of lactose tolerance in these countries. For example, almost 100% of Irish people are predicted to be lactose tolerant.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

it might be far from allergy, but it makes no sense to consume such a thing

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 0 points 11 hours ago

Depending on the severity of the effects, those are survivable or even just slightly uncomfortable. While allergies can be lethal.

Though that's up to each individual to decide.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

Human breast milk also has lactose.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

The container isn't enough fun

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

Not much, but there also isn't really anything good about it.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

If I had but more than one upvote to offer.

[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

What’s wrong with soy milk? Why is it a “cure”?

[–] haywire7@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going out on a limb and going with something something lactose.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

And told your aunt